Thread for Hippos to mock Penn State

phattymatty · March 16, 2009, 08:40:16 AM

this blows. i was picked to write the penn state preview for deadspin this week.

oh well, they probably wouldn't have won any games anyway.

MDS · March 16, 2009, 11:11:02 AM

haha farg you serves you right for playing in a Hoyda ass league and playing a gay as non conf sked

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 16, 2009, 11:56:50 AM

We're #71!!

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 18, 2009, 06:59:05 AM

Battle rules.

phattymatty · March 18, 2009, 12:03:02 PM

that was a fun game to watch. my girl is a mason alum so it was especially fun for me.

rjs246 · March 18, 2009, 12:06:03 PM

Did she rape you after the game in retribution? Because that would not have been very nice of her.

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 18, 2009, 12:10:40 PM

It was his birthday, right? She better have raped him with her mouth.

ice grillin you · March 19, 2009, 09:36:44 AM

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 19, 2009, 09:54:59 AM

roids?

ice grillin you · March 19, 2009, 10:04:44 AM

it aint pasta and chicken

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 19, 2009, 10:31:20 AM

Other clients:

Mark Simoneau (link included due to hilarious before pic)
L.J. Smith
Sheldon Brown
Stewart Bradley
Brent Celek
Kevin Curtis
Todd Herremans
Winston Justice

Drunkmasterflex · March 19, 2009, 10:02:48 PM

Wow, the dude that is the head of that is from my alma mater. I never knew that place was even out there. I knew guys that trained with them, I just didn't realize it was here in my hometown. From my experience those dudes are complete tools.

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 20, 2009, 12:23:37 PM

Rhode Island never even saw it coming! Can you smell the NIT championship?

BigEd76 · March 23, 2009, 12:22:17 AM

Beat Florida tonight and they go to MSG

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 23, 2009, 08:27:10 AM

I don't believe that I can contain my excitement. I think they play Florida tomorrow, though.