Baby found in a trash bag.....in a lake.......being kept afloat by a stick

rjs246 · January 30, 2006, 09:57:33 PM

Do Brazilian babies have less hair?

Sgt PSN · January 30, 2006, 10:01:17 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on January 30, 2006, 09:57:33 PM
Do Brazilian babies have less hair?

Yes, there is a buildup of left over wax around the mom's vadge which covers the baby's entire body during birth. When the baby is toweled off by a doctor, all hair is completely removed. Even their eyebrows.

rjs246 · January 30, 2006, 10:01:54 PM

I'm suddenly aroused.

Sgt PSN · January 30, 2006, 10:03:53 PM

Eyebrowless babies are all the rave these days.

MDS · January 30, 2006, 10:28:45 PM

Quote from: Geowhizzer on January 30, 2006, 09:56:56 PM
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Quote from: MDS on January 30, 2006, 09:13:08 PM
Mexican idiot. Give the baby to a hospital. They take it, no questions asked. Fry her ass.

She was Brazilian, Spermy.

Oh, were being politically correct now? Fine, the Mexican idiot from Brazil.

Just geographically correct. Remember, I'm a social studies teacher.

Good, I shouldn't have to see negative reactions to racism and sexism on this board.

MadMarchHare · January 30, 2006, 10:41:15 PM

And people wonder why I'm pro-choice.....

I do know that any Illinios firehouse/hospital/police station will take a baby up to (if memory serves) 2 days after birth with no questions asked. Jesus, you wouldn't treat your dog like this.

rjs246 · January 30, 2006, 11:12:51 PM

I would treat my dog like this, but I rule, so it's hard to judge me against others.

Diomedes · January 30, 2006, 11:29:25 PM

The little thing propbably would stop farging crying. Jesus Christ, shut up already!!

Yeti · January 31, 2006, 04:33:38 PM

That's how my mom taught me how to swim.

phattymatty · January 31, 2006, 04:34:30 PM

i thoght this was bumped because they found another baby in a bag. now i'm sad.