The Otorhinolaryngologist says I have to get cut

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 25, 2006, 11:18:02 AM

Having a Septoplasty done next month...

Broke my nose in 9th grade. Had this procedure done.
Re-broke it in 11th grade. Didn't get it checked out for a decade. Whoops.

I'm a little concerned about this, though:

QuoteConvalescence

To help the healing, it is recommended that you avoid blowing the nose or performing any Valsalva maneuver (for example, when you hold your breath and tighten your muscles while bearing down for a bowel movement) for a few days after surgery. Ice packs on the nose will enhance comfort.

Yikes.

phattymatty · January 25, 2006, 11:24:21 AM

you still have to push on the toilet? you're obviously not drinking enough.

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 25, 2006, 11:28:34 AM

I usually don't have any problems, but my bowels are not without a sense of irony.

rjs246 · January 25, 2006, 11:29:42 AM

I am far too terrified of hemorrhoids to ever push. I take my time and let it fall out naturally... or rocket out quickly, depending on what and how much I drank the night before.

Diomedes · January 25, 2006, 11:30:17 AM

I hope you'll save some of the pain meds for your favorite socialist.

Sgt PSN · January 25, 2006, 11:34:24 AM

What about sneezing? Are you allowed to sneeze?

Wingspan · January 25, 2006, 11:34:36 AM

Quote from: FFatPatt on January 25, 2006, 11:18:02 AM
Having a Septoplasty done next month...

Broke my nose in 9th grade. Had this procedure done.
Re-broke it in 11th grade. Didn't get it checked out for a decade. Whoops.

I'm a little concerned about this, though:
QuoteConvalescence

To help the healing, it is recommended that you avoid blowing the nose or performing any Valsalva maneuver (for example, when you hold your breath and tighten your muscles while bearing down for a bowel movement) for a few days after surgery. Ice packs on the nose will enhance comfort.

Yikes.

just reach in a grab the poops.

Wingspan · January 25, 2006, 11:35:22 AM

i was originally going to ask why Dave Spadaro, Ron Jaworski and Kenny Albert were giving you medical advice.

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 25, 2006, 11:39:42 AM

Oh. Let me change the topic title to be less confusing...

T_Section224 · January 25, 2006, 11:57:02 AM

Quote from: FFatPatt on January 25, 2006, 11:39:42 AM
Oh. Let me change the topic title to be less confusing...

haha

stock up on fiber, lots and lots of fiber, that will keep you regular.

Sgt PSN · January 25, 2006, 12:08:47 PM

Quote from: Wingspan on January 25, 2006, 11:35:22 AM
i was originally going to ask why Dave Spadaro, Ron Jaworski and Kenny Albert were giving you medical advice.

I thought the same thing when I saw the thread. I also thought that by getting cut, he meant that he was getting the big "V". It made me wonder why the Eagles Television Network would be telling Freddie to stop reproducing. I didn't think much of it though because I felt it was best for everyone anyway.

MadMarchHare · January 25, 2006, 12:22:43 PM

Magnesium Citrate. You piss out your ass faster than you do you dick. No pushing required.

Dehydration on the other hand......

Rome · January 25, 2006, 02:14:23 PM

Isn't this the same procedure that Shawn Andrews had last year?

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 25, 2006, 03:03:10 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 25, 2006, 02:14:23 PM
Isn't this the same procedure that Shawn Andrews had last year?

I think he had nasal polyps removed. Not quite as invasive.

PhillyPhreak54 · January 25, 2006, 08:15:06 PM

Quote from: Wingspan on January 25, 2006, 11:34:36 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 25, 2006, 11:18:02 AM
Having a Septoplasty done next month...

Broke my nose in 9th grade. Had this procedure done.
Re-broke it in 11th grade. Didn't get it checked out for a decade. Whoops.

I'm a little concerned about this, though:
QuoteConvalescence

To help the healing, it is recommended that you avoid blowing the nose or performing any Valsalva maneuver (for example, when you hold your breath and tighten your muscles while bearing down for a bowel movement) for a few days after surgery. Ice packs on the nose will enhance comfort.

Yikes.

just reach in a grab the poops.

Just like Bobby did for Whitney