Run On Field? Go to Jail For Super Bowl Weekend

PhillyPhreak54 · January 18, 2006, 02:23:58 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 18, 2006, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 18, 2006, 01:50:29 PM
Screw that. Gimme probation. I wouldn't want to spend one day in jail.

Not even an all-female jail?

Hell no man. Female prisoners are worse than male prisoners. I wouldn't even work in a female pen. We had to tour one when I was in training for TDCJ several years ago. Let's just say that it was disgusting. The word "torpedo" will never be the same in my mind.

Rome · January 18, 2006, 02:29:09 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on January 18, 2006, 02:03:16 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 18, 2006, 10:30:34 AM
Pfft. If he did the 30 days in county, he'd be out scot-free with no restrictions.

Why people just don't do the time is beyond me. Screw all the probationary crap and the community service nonsense.

This is utter nonsense. Every word of it.

Why is it nonsense? As long as you keep your mouth shut, mind your own farging business and don't take it up the ass, doing 30 days isn't a big deal.

rjs246 · January 18, 2006, 02:31:33 PM

That is one of the more idiotic things I've ever read. I spent a single night in jail a few years ago, I wouldn't spend more than a night there ever again. And would only tolerate a night if I was verge-of-death drunk.

Feva · January 18, 2006, 03:18:55 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 18, 2006, 02:29:09 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 18, 2006, 02:03:16 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 18, 2006, 10:30:34 AM
Pfft. If he did the 30 days in county, he'd be out scot-free with no restrictions.

Why people just don't do the time is beyond me. Screw all the probationary crap and the community service nonsense.

This is utter nonsense. Every word of it.

Why is it nonsense? As long as you keep your mouth shut, mind your own farging business and don't take it up the ass, doing 30 days isn't a big deal.

Sure... and as long as you lift with your back, carrying a car across the street is no big deal.

Rome · January 18, 2006, 03:46:11 PM

LOL.

Scurrrrrrrrrrrdycats.

Feva · January 18, 2006, 03:50:17 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 18, 2006, 03:46:11 PM
LOL.

Scurrrrrrrrrrrdycats.

With a tight anus. That's all that matters.

methdeez · January 18, 2006, 06:31:25 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 18, 2006, 02:29:09 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 18, 2006, 02:03:16 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 18, 2006, 10:30:34 AM
Pfft. If he did the 30 days in county, he'd be out scot-free with no restrictions.

Why people just don't do the time is beyond me. Screw all the probationary crap and the community service nonsense.

This is utter nonsense. Every word of it.

Why is it nonsense? As long as you keep your mouth shut, mind your own farging business and don't take it up the ass, doing 30 days isn't a big deal.

Some of us work for a living, douche.
Not everone can be on welfare.

Feva · January 19, 2006, 07:47:44 AM

Quote from: L-ong-B-each-I-ggle on January 18, 2006, 05:33:27 AM
um, how are they exactly going to know if he's at a stadium with 60,000 people at it? as long as the dumb ass doesn't go and get raped on the field again he should be good.

It'll be a little tougher for him to fly under the radar now that his face is splattered all over Good Morning America right now. Robin Roberts is interviewing him and the judge who sentenced him.