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Started by MadMarchHare, January 16, 2006, 04:55:32 PM

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MadMarchHare

Anyone but Reid.

Diomedes

That's a goddamned shame.
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MURP


Father Demon

Yeah, but was the flight delayed?

Seriously, this happened at least once every couple of years or so in the USAF.  We would always see safety notices about standing too close to the engines.  I actually saw a video once of a flight deck guy get sucked into a fighter jet engine, and spit out the other side.  In that particular instance, he was spit out whole and IIRC alive.  Of course, they don't have turbines like this Continental flight does. 

Yuck...   flight-guy-soup....   
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MadMarchHare

Some psycho artist-chick used to use a jet engine to paint pictures.  She'd get a giant canvass, and throw paint into the exhaust wind of the engine, where it would splatter on the canvass.  Probably looked something like that.
Anyone but Reid.

mussa

Quote from: MadMarchHare on January 16, 2006, 05:28:35 PM
Some psycho artist-chick used to use a jet engine to paint pictures.  She'd get a giant canvass, and throw paint into the exhaust wind of the engine, where it would splatter on the canvass.  Probably looked something like that.

yea minus the glorious textures of brain and bone. 
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Diomedes

Poor bastich died trying to make a living.
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Geowhizzer

Heck of a way to go.  Prayers and well wishes to his family.

Susquehanna Birder

Quote from: MURP on January 16, 2006, 05:07:11 PM
video please. 

I have seen video of similar things. It's freaky as hell. If I find something like it, I'll post it.

MadMarchHare

I did see the video Demon was talking about on the Discovery Channel or something.  One of these amazing but true video shows, the only thing bearable at 2 AM.
Anyone but Reid.

MURP

yeah Ive seen that video also.  That guy doesnt splatter, so its more like a circus trick.  booooo.

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hbionic

Quote from: MURP on January 17, 2006, 08:37:03 AM
yeah Ive seen that video also.  That guy doesnt splatter, so its more like a circus trick.  booooo.

:-D


Yeah, that guy was a lucky farg.
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Father Demon

Found it...

First one is the guy sucked through the military engine, and the second is a guy VERY lucky his head didn'tstay in the helmet...
   
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/Videos/cranial.mpeg
http://www.bofunk.com/video/776/sucked_into_jet_engine.html
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PhillyPhreak54

Holy shtein!

Was that an A-6 in the second vid, Demon?