how many would you hit...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Hot... but a complete and utter psycho.

She'd be an "F" in almost any combo of FMK.

[Father Demon]

1) After we got drunk
2) I'd poke the smile right off her face
3) Yep. Winner by comparison.
4) Nope.
5) Not even with Sarge's dick.

[Sgt PSN]

5) Not even with Sarge's dick.

That makes 2 of us. 

[Susquehanna Birder]

Every one except Mom.

[Rome]

LTR:

1. She looks a lot like my first cousin, so yes.  But only oral & anal... don't want any more brats with three eyes running around.
2. Claire Danes?  Sure.
3. Chelsea Clinton with a bad dye job?  No thanks.
4. Looks like the pig from cumonmyface.com.  Pass.
5. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

[Drunkmasterflex]

All of them except #5 she is hideous, #4 would get it just because she has those sick sloppy udders.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

1.  Meh.  No reason to say no, I guess.  Probably indabutt.
2.  Hair is a bit nappy.  Borderline ok, but again... sure.
3.  Probably the best-kept of the bunch.  Not saying much, but hit.
4.  TF or nothing.
5.  Been said.  Hell no.

[Susquehanna Birder]

[Diomedes]

zall of zem

[Sgt PSN]

I bet the redhead's a real freak in the sack. 

[rjs246]

1. Yes. A green eyed redhead? Done.
2. No. Nice farging bangs hippy. Go farg a polar bear.
3. Maybe. Dark meat would be alright but I farging hate chokers. Wearing a choker doesn't make you interesting, whore. And get a farging comb for that mess of hair.
4. Pocahontas? Fine. But those natives are all hairy and shtein. Plus, she might try to steal my booze. Still, probably.
5. If she can put her ankles behind her ears I'm pretty sure I know her. And if it's who I'm thinking of, yes.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

1. Yes. A green eyed redhead? Done.
2. No. Nice farging bangs hippy. Go farg a polar bear.
3. Maybe. Dark meat would be alright but I farging hate chokers. Wearing a choker doesn't make you interesting, whore. And get a farging comb for that mess of hair.
4. Pocahontas? Fine. But those natives are all hairy and shtein. Plus, she might try to steal my booze. Still, probably.
5. If she can put her ankles behind her ears I'm pretty sure I know her. And if it's who I'm thinking of, yes.

Ha!  Post of the year.

[Father Demon]

1. Yes. A green eyed redhead? Done.
2. No. Nice farging bangs hippy. Go farg a polar bear.
3. Maybe. Dark meat would be alright but I farging hate chokers. Wearing a choker doesn't make you interesting, whore. And get a farging comb for that mess of hair.
4. Pocahontas? Fine. But those natives are all hairy and shtein. Plus, she might try to steal my booze. Still, probably.
5. If she can put her ankles behind her ears I'm pretty sure I know her. And if it's who I'm thinking of, yes.

[phattymatty]

most redheads have green eyes stupid.

[rjs246]

I got tolded.