how many would you hit...

[MDS]

the dude- hey now. i dont swing that way. send him over to bionics place.
blonde- abso farging lutely not
tub- jackpot. in the pooper.

[phattymatty]

just so i could have a good laugh with my friends the next day, i probably would too.

[Sgt PSN]

You're welcome.

A couple years back I got an email one day from some Jewish dating service.  I don't know why though.  I'm not Jewish.  But the thing that kind of threw me for a loop was that I recieved it at my work email address.  I have no idea how they got it because I don't sign up for anything with my work addy.  I thought nothing of it and deleted it.  But every day for about a week they kept coming.  I even clicked on the link that's supposed to tell them to quit emailing me but that didn't work either.   

So after a week and a half of this shtein, I forwarded the email to my personal account and when I got home I created an account under the identity of Adolf Hitler.  My account was quickly terminated and I never recieved anymore emails from them. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The fat chick on the right looks like that fat chick in the Steelers t-shirt in that one pic.  I can't find it, though.

[ice grillin you]

all obese white chicks look and smell the same

[Father Demon]

all obese white chicks look and smell the same

Like chicken?

[SunMo]

Like chicken?

that's been sitting in a dumpster for a week in the middle of July.

[ice grillin you]

Like chicken?

its more bologna and wet dog...tho there tends to be a slight whiff of egg and tuna in there with fat white bitches and really fat white people in general

[Diomedes]

tell us more about white people in general, oh wise one.  also black people in general.  that will be enlightening I'm sure

[Quasimoto]

the dude- hey now. i dont swing that way. send him over to bionics place.
blonde- abso farging lutely not
tub- jackpot. in the pooper.

All three.  At the same time.  With whipped cream.

[Feva]

[Phanatic]

2 3 and 4 to get to 1 and 5.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Left - Nice look, nice tan, AND she's holding a Keystone beer.  Over and over again.
Back middle and back right - If they got very drunk and made out with each other, I might throw an assist, but I'd probably just let them have their lesbo party and focus on the other girls.
Front middle - TF.  TF.  TF.  She'd get it all over her face and like it.
Front right - Extremely cute.  I'd gladly break her in real respectable-like.  Then not so respectable-like.  Then downright filthy.

[MDS]

Middle back and middle right no. The rest with vigorousnessssssssss

[Rome]

The bookends definitely get it.

Honwhorable mention goes to the blonde slut in the back who clearly has her fingers up #5's ass in that shot.