how many would you hit...

[hbionic]

I guess T-Hawk is stuck with the dude. He would have picked him anyways.

[Rome]

From the Taylor Swift show at The Linc... (thanks to Beermonkey who took this shot)

A little unsure about this, but let's just say all of them who are over 18.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

None of them are even close to being worth going to jail for. Far right could work, 2nd from right has potential if she's hiding some perkies under that sign. But the AZN is meh, the exotic honey has some really scary eyes, and the two on the left get a solid meh too.

So which ones are beermonkey's offspring?

[ice grillin you]

the disturbing part of that is that taylor swift can book a stadium

[Rome]

None of them are even close to being worth going to jail for. Far right could work, 2nd from right has potential if she's hiding some perkies under that sign. But the AZN is meh, the exotic honey has some really scary eyes, and the two on the left get a solid meh too.

So which ones are beermonkey's offspring?

The court says two.  He says none.

[Diomedes]

The two on the left. 

[Geowhizzer]

None.  My stomach doesn't handle prison food very well.

[Diomedes]

To clarify:  the two on the left belong to Beermonkey

I wouldn't touch any of them either.

Bring them by my place in a few years and I'll teach them why they have clits...

[paco]

[Munson]

If I were not in New York yesterday I would have been working at that concert. Lame.

[hbionic]

It doesn't look like you missed out.

[phattymatty]

[phattymatty]

yes, YES, yes, dude, dude, breast cancer (yes)

[Yeti]

Great.  Redhead.  I really don't have time to stalk another cheerleader.

[Susquehanna Birder]

I wonder if #2 suffers from back problems.

(And yes to all.)