taterskins Week - Predictions

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Geowhizzer

#30
December 26, 2005, 03:49:10 PM


Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

SD_Eagle5

#31
December 26, 2005, 07:40:23 PM
Skins 35
Eagles 10

BigEd76

#32
December 27, 2005, 01:07:46 AM
I predict we're getting the "A" team of Buck/Aikman/Oliver again...

mooby

#33
December 27, 2005, 03:04:17 AM
My "i know it ain't gonna happen this week" prediction:

taterskins 2
eagles 0

Patrick Ramsey throws an interception that is returned all the way to the taterskins 2 yard line. On the next snap, Mike McMahon looks at our defense, and suddenly gets wet panties. When he snaps the ball, he's looking, and all he sees is taterskins coming for him. He gets really scared and starts running the wrong way towards his own endzone. The taterskins players decide to stop and laugh at him. McMahon runs all the way into his own redzone, where the skins start coming for him. Then he decides he doesn't want to get hit, so he simply kicks the ball out of the back of his own redzone, giving the taterskins 2 points.

Feva

#34
December 27, 2005, 05:39:46 AM
Quote from: mooby on December 27, 2005, 03:04:17 AM
My "i know it ain't gonna happen this week" prediction:

taterskins 2
eagles 0

Patrick Ramsey throws an interception that is returned all the way to the taterskins 2 yard line. On the next snap, Mike McMahon looks at our defense, and suddenly gets wet panties. When he snaps the ball, he's looking, and all he sees is taterskins coming for him. He gets really scared and starts running the wrong way towards his own endzone. The taterskins players decide to stop and laugh at him. McMahon runs all the way into his own redzone, where the skins start coming for him. Then he decides he doesn't want to get hit, so he simply kicks the ball out of the back of his own redzone, giving the taterskins 2 points.

That's so farging ridiculous, it's not even funny.  First, you know damn well that our defense actually forcing a turnover is more laughable than anything else.  Second, McMahon while running (and dripping) the wrong way and just before hitting the end zone would surely "try to make something happen" and decide to heave the ball up and let McMullen make a play, resulting in an INT to Springs who runs in the remaining 7 yards for a TD.
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DutchBird

#35
December 27, 2005, 08:57:39 AM
Why are people asking these very hard questions... Í do not want to lose to the Skins, yet I do not want to help the Cowpokes and Gints get in either....

Best result should be a tie... Eagles go down 0-7 early, then by the end of the game the Skins are laughing so hard at iur pathetic offense that they'll fumble and Dhani Jones will be able to return it for  TD. Final score: 7-7. It can't be as pathetic as the, IIRC 3-3 tie with the Ravens.
You have New York, we have Amsterdam
Just 15,000 Dutch beat out 90,000 Americans

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MadMarchHare

#36
December 27, 2005, 09:27:11 AM
Eh, when it comes right down to it, I'd rather see the Skins in than the Cowboys.  The Cowboys should never have anything good happen to them, and the Skins fans will get so frothed up about finally being back, it'll be that much sweeter when they are annihilated by the Bucs in the WC round.
Anyone but Reid.

Feva

#37
December 27, 2005, 09:47:58 AM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on December 27, 2005, 09:27:11 AM
Eh, when it comes right down to it, I'd rather see the Skins in than the Cowboys.  The Cowboys should never have anything good happen to them, and the Skins fans will get so frothed up about finally being back, it'll be that much sweeter when they are annihilated by the Bucs in the WC round.
I agree.  If it comes down to farging the Skins or the Cowboys, I'm farging Dallas every time.  It's not even that tough of a decision for me.
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stillupfront

#38
December 27, 2005, 11:05:21 AM
Although it probably won't be very popular around here, I have always liked and respected Joe Gibbs. He has a history of setting a goal, formulating a plan, and staying on track to that end. Reminds me alot in the organization/temperment department of Big Red. I have always hated Parcells. Thought he was over-rated. Parcells in his SB wins had the greatest defensive player whoever lived changing games for him. Riggins has always been my favorite non-Eagle. That being sais, I can't root for the Eagles to lose.

Eagles 13
Skins 9


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BigEd76

#39
December 27, 2005, 02:40:18 PM
It depends on the Ravens game at 1pm.  If they lose and lock us into the #14 spot no matter what, it'd be nice to ruin Washington's playoff hopes.  But then Dallas gets in...  :-\

T_Section224

#40
December 27, 2005, 03:34:04 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 27, 2005, 02:40:18 PMit'd be nice to ruin Washington's playoff hopes. But then Dallas gets in... :-\
it's a lose / lose situation, i'm going to get drunk and try to forget the game before it even begins.
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ice grillin you

#41
December 27, 2005, 05:37:20 PM
taterskin hate>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dallas hate
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Geowhizzer

#42
December 27, 2005, 05:58:48 PM
bill parcells hate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> joe gibbs hate

I actually respect/admire Joe Gibbs.  Parcells' smugness makes Jimmy Johnson look meek.


That said, I hope that the Eagles smash Gibbs' playoff hopes like a bug.  :evil :evil :evil

rjs246

#43
December 27, 2005, 06:02:04 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 27, 2005, 05:37:20 PM
taterskin hate>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dallas hate

Spoken like someone who's had to live around Skins fans...
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Bigskinbauer

#44
December 27, 2005, 06:50:33 PM Last Edit: December 27, 2005, 06:55:07 PM by Bigskinbauer
I have forgetten to check up on my favorite NFC east losing record team in a while.  I have heard a lot of you talk about your defense sucking.  I thought the skins might lose just due to your defense picking shtein off and taking it to the endzone but some of you seem to think that is impossible.  I don't think your offense will do much but if patrick ramsey plays there will be INTs
Ramsey playing
Skins 20
Eagles 14

Brunell playing- i think he will
Skins 28
Eagles 10


10TDs in the past two games.  Skins don't normally do that. 
GO TERPS
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