How do you cure...

[hbionic]

...a breakup?

1. Gun
2. Booze
3. More Booze
4. Another Woman
5. Going back?
6. Crying yourself to sleep
7. Always stay busy
8. Erase memory

Uh....if you have any suggestions...let me know.

[Mad-Lad]

ale and whores.  no doubt.

[Cerevant]

...a breakup?

1. Gun
2. Booze
3. More Booze
4. Another Woman
5. Going back?
6. Crying yourself to sleep
7. Always stay busy
8. Erase memory

All but 5.  Don't look back.

[Zanshin]

...a breakup?

1. Gun
2. Booze
3. More Booze
4. Another Woman
5. Going back?
6. Crying yourself to sleep
7. Always stay busy
8. Erase memory

Uh....if you have any suggestions...let me know.

I only see one option there.

[Mad-Lad]

you forgot the most important option:

9. Revenge

[Zanshin]

Revenge is overrated.  Just let it go and move on.  Women hate that.

[Mad-Lad]

depends on why the breakup took place in the first place.  If she tore your heart out, throwing stars are the way to go.

[hbionic]

Revenge doesn't apply in this case. She was a very loving woman. Hot, with a great ass. Had a career and was educated(nobody's perfect)...in 7 months of knowing her...we never shouted at each other...which was heaven compared to my last girlfriend (living with the devil's sister)...the part that sucks is wondering if it was the right move.

We'll see.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

1. Gun
2. Booze
3. More Booze


4. Another Woman, repeating as often as possible.

5. Going back?
6. Crying yourself to sleep
7. Always stay busy
8. Erase memory

[Mad-Lad]

fine, ya sissies.  You should definitely spend every waking hour of your day crying, listening to Morrissey, and staring at a picture of the two of you.

[JTrotter Fan]

What about:

10.  Beat the piss out of a Cowboys fan.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Mad-Lad is right.

You should just succumb to his will



Hoyda.

[Wingspan]

Revenge doesn't apply in this case. She was a very loving woman. Hot, with a great ass. Had a career and was educated(nobody's perfect)...in 7 months of knowing her...we never shouted at each other...which was heaven compared to my last girlfriend (living with the devil's sister)...the part that sucks is wondering if it was the right move.

We'll see.

if you dumped her...why would you need to get over it? 'tard.

[BigEd76]

How can you mend a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
How can you mend this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
Please help me mend my broken heart and let me live again.

[SD_Eagle5]

...a breakup?

1. Gun
2. Booze
3. More Booze
4. Another Woman
5. Going back?
6. Crying yourself to sleep
7. Always stay busy
8. Erase memory

Uh....if you have any suggestions...let me know.

My suggestion is to quite being such a Hoyda






But really, time heals all wounds (or most, I guess). Best suggestion aside from not being a Hoyda I can give you is to go to the gym. If you don't belong to one or haven't gone in a while start. There's no better pick-me-up.

And if you have a medical condition then go with #7.