Dirty Women

[hbionic]

I walked into a fart the other day at the store. The only suspect was this lady standing looking at some stuff. I was disgusted and pissed at the same time. I was pissed that the gas she layed expanded so far down the isle and it smelled so bad...I couldn't get out of it. That is the second time I walk into some woman's mud gas.

A few years ago, I was walking down the isle of a department store and I notice this lady is practically in the middle of this clothing rack...I didn't thing much of it...until I took a few steps forward...and I smelt it....I immediately looked back at her and she was looking at me with a guilty, puppied eyed look hunching down. We both new what she did.

Surprise farts can be funny when you're laying them whether in a car...or on a drunk friend's face....but when you're the victim...it becomes personal.

[JTrotter Fan]

Especially if it's a big, nasty, fat and ugly woman.  The stench multiplies x10.

[mussa]

Especially if it's a big, nasty, fat and ugly woman.  The stench multiplies x10.

im telling ur girl u wrote that about her...busted

[JTrotter Fan]

Especially if it's a big, nasty, fat and ugly woman.  The stench multiplies x10.

im telling ur girl u wrote that about her...busted

Her name is Shanahnah and she is on the corner of Malcolm X/Martin Luther King