Seahawks Game

[Wingspan]

 


the only think that would have made it better is if MURP was watching you at the other tailgate waiting for the right moment to call.

[Susquehanna Birder]

That's funny, Demon. Great way to get a free brew or two...

BTW, I don't think we've had the Polish flag there in over a year.

[Wingspan]

That's funny, Demon. Great way to get a free brew or two...

BTW, I don't think we've had the Polish flag there in over a year.

which, in a weird ironically twisted kinda way makes perfect sense as to why people keep looking for it

[T_Section224]

i may have to try this whole 'walk into a strangers tailgate and mooch off of them' approach if i smell some good food and lots of beer.

[Tomahawk]

i may have to try this whole 'walk into a strangers tailgate and mooch off of them' approach if i smell some good food and lots of beer.

Because Indianapolis is gay, they don't sell packaged beer on Sundays. We were walking around with steaks, brauts, and what not trying to trade our food for any liquor/beer. We ended up getting plenty o' beer and even some vodka.

[Reidme]

I couldn't find it on Monday either. That's twice this year I was within a 100 yards of the CF tailgate and couldn't find it, and I was sober. When I was drunk I found it right away .... 

[fansince61]

I couldn't find it on Monday either. That's twice this year I was within a 100 yards of the CF tailgate and couldn't find it, and I was sober. When I was drunk I found it right away .... 

Did you get a map from Sus

[Sgt PSN]

I couldn't find it on Monday either. That's twice this year I was within a 100 yards of the CF tailgate and couldn't find it, and I was sober. When I was drunk I found it right away ....

No you didn't.  The time just passed faster since you were loaded.  I was in Salzburg Austria a few years ago and got smashed at a bar one night.  The place closed down and I started wondering my way back to my hotel.  I had a hard time finding it because everything looks the farging same over there but thought it only took me about an hour or so to finally find it.  Turned out it took me almost 5 hours.  I left the bar around 2:30 and got to my room just a few minutes passed 7.  I never knew how quickly time could fly when you're sharing a wine bottle with the Austrian homeless in the middle of the night. 

[jeffreyjpa]

 

I've been to Salzburg too, Sarge, and it's a beautiful place...but, it all looks the same during the day, as well.

[Sgt PSN]

That place is amazing.  The funny part about the whole thing was that this was my first day in town.  I drove in from Stuttgart, checked into my hotel, cleaned up and went right back out to do some sight seeing/drinking/drunk Austrian chick hunting.  So after walking around the city for a while and getting something to eat I finally settle into a nice little pub.  The people were friendly and it was a pretty happening place.  So when the place closes down and I walk out the door I realize that I was just wondering around all day, not really paying attention to where I was or anything and wasn't sure how to get back to the hotel.  No big deal, I figure I'll just ask somebody.  So I go ask a bartender and realized I didn't know the name of the hotel I was staying at.  So I decided to just head off in the general direction of where I thought the hotel was.  And as I'm wondering around I bump into a few whinos and so I'm standing around bs'ing with them for a little bit and then wonder off again and find a new group of whinos to converse with and I continued this pattern for quite some time.    

So I'm still drunk and lost and I pull a cigarette out and then I pull the matchbook out of my pocket and I notice I'm down to my last match.  So I light my smoke and I just happened to look at the front of the match book.  Naturally it was from the hotel I was staying at.  It also turned out that the hotel was only a couple of blocks away from the bar I ended up at but because I had just been wondering around all day before going in the bar I had absolutely no clue what so ever.  

So it was about 2:30 am when I left the bar.  By the time I got back to my hotel room it was about 7:15.  Good times.

[Father Demon]

Or at least that's what the Austrian male prostitute told you after having his way with you for six hours....

[Sgt PSN]

You could be right.  I was pretty farged up.  Regardless, I don't remember it so it never happened.  Even if it did happen.  Which it didn't.  I think. 

[T_Section224]

great story sassy.

mds, that's how you tell a story!

[mussa]

was your ballon knot inflatted with man goooooo sassy!? 

[Sgt PSN]

I'm not sure.  I took quite the explosive dump when I woke up later that day from drinking an inordinate amount of Heffavisen (or however the hell you spell it).  All I know is that it was the 2nd nastiest shtein I've ever taken in my life.  When I got done I looked down in the bowl and wanted to puke yet I was extremely proud at the same time.  I took a picture but Wal Mart refused to develope it.