Main Menu

The South

Started by mussa, November 18, 2005, 10:37:18 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

JTrotter Fan

Quote from: mussa on November 18, 2005, 10:37:18 AM
I bank with Wachovia and they are stationed in North Carolina. I called them this morning to change my address and order new checks.  After waiting prob 20 minutes, I get connected with a lady with the deepest most disgusting southern accent I have ever heard. It sounded comical, trashy and it was hard for me not to mock her after she spoke, but i somehow managed to hold it in.  After awhile i felt like reaching through the phone to give her a punch to the neck.  God good what happened down there...really the accent is degrading to themselves. Almost as bad a Texans, but not that bad.  Yaww sound like retards  down ther.   :boom

And everyone laughs at all the people that come down south with their Pennsylvania Dutch/Lancaster County accents.  I got hammered for it when i moved down south.  At least it ain't Cajun!
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

Diomedes

One thing I like about the South is "y'all."  There is simply no better solution to that particular problem in English. 

"Yin" "Youse" and "You guys" all suck by comparison.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

mussa

Quote from: Wingspan on November 18, 2005, 10:52:13 AM
Quote from: mussa on November 18, 2005, 10:37:18 AM
I bank with Wachovia and they are stationed in North Carolina. I called them this morning to change my address and order new checks.  After waiting prob 20 minutes, I get connected with a lady with the deepest most disgusting southern accent I have ever heard. It sounded comical, trashy and it was hard for me not to mock her after she spoke, but i somehow managed to hold it in.  After awhile i felt like reaching through the phone to give her a punch to the neck.  God good what happened down there...really the accent is degrading to themselves. Almost as bad a Texans, but not that bad.  Yaww sound like retards  down ther.   :boom

i am pretty sure that could have been done on their web site.

probably but i was actually getting a signal today at my new place and i wanted to rape some minutes off my plan.  rollover. 
Official Sponsor of The Fire Andy Reid Club
"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

JTrotter Fan

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

T_Section224

Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 18, 2005, 11:35:25 AM
Quote from: mussa on November 18, 2005, 10:37:18 AMAnd everyone laughs at all the people that come down south with their Pennsylvania Dutch/Lancaster County accents. I got hammered for it when i moved down south.
got news for you, outside of lancaster we all laugh at your acctents too.
Proud Sponsor of Mike Bartrum

JTrotter Fan

OH you are so funny.  Retard!
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

T_Section224

at least i don't have a funny accent
Proud Sponsor of Mike Bartrum

JTrotter Fan

Yeah, i'm from the northeast too dumbass.
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

mussa

hey kids this isn't the civil war or anything...its just to re-evaluate the retardation that is the south
Official Sponsor of The Fire Andy Reid Club
"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

T_Section224

Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 18, 2005, 11:35:25 AMAnd everyone laughs at all the people that come down south with their Pennsylvania Dutch/Lancaster County accents. I got hammered for it when i moved down south. At least it ain't Cajun!
i thought you meant you moved down there with a silly pa dutch accent, my bad.

and yes, the southerners do have a silly acctent, but it works if the accent is coming from a hot blonde chick with big hooters, anyone care to disagree with that fact?
Proud Sponsor of Mike Bartrum

Susquehanna Birder

"Y'all want some grits once?"

"Hu-nah, Jakey...I think we need some mudgrips on the buggy."


Rome

Quote from: mussa on November 18, 2005, 11:33:57 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 18, 2005, 10:56:46 AM
I hate the south as much as anyone but complaining about people's accents is gay beyond measure.

Just my two cents.  If you want change, take it out of your piggy bank and jam it in your cockhole.

:)

compensate for your worthless southern life all u want...ya'll r retarded

I'm from Sea Isle, dude.

;)

JTrotter Fan

Quote from: T_Section224 on November 18, 2005, 12:40:26 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 18, 2005, 11:35:25 AMAnd everyone laughs at all the people that come down south with their Pennsylvania Dutch/Lancaster County accents. I got hammered for it when i moved down south. At least it ain't Cajun!
i thought you meant you moved down there with a silly pa dutch accent, my bad.

and yes, the southerners do have a silly acctent, but it works if the accent is coming from a hot blonde chick with big hooters, anyone care to disagree with that fact?

Plenty of those down here!! 
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Everything's bigger in Texas.



Except the meatcicles, of course.

JTrotter Fan

Thank God i'm a transplant then.
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.