taterskins HAIKU thread

[rjs246]

Aw, BossHog's feelings are hurt.
Delicate flower,
Would you like some kleenex, douche?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Wow, the reverse haiku!

[henchmanUK]

... or Eagles fans' trivialize the distraction that T.O causes.

Seen this thread?
P.S. Nice use of the word meatcicles.

[rjs246]

Wow, the reverse haiku!

Technically, it is still a viable Haiku.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Technically, T.O. can still procreate.  There are a lot of problems in this world.

[BossHog]

Of course I'm not offended... actually, I expect very little from you guys. 

... and I meant no offense... surely I'm entitled to a retort. (That's a reply for you lower brow Eagle fans)


You hurt my feelings?
I seriously doubt that.
I'd have to care first. 


As for the kleenex.
You better keep that yourself.
Choking causes tears.


Come on Eagle fans,
Just look at your trophy case,
You'll see it's empty.

And look at T.O,
That's certainly a mess too,
Looks real good on you.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Come on Eagle fans,
Just look at your trophy case,
You'll see it's empty.

If the NFL were like the NHL, yours would be empty, and the Eagles would have an NFC Championship trophy.

It's not like the taterskins are winning anything anyway this year.  They're way over expectations, and the Eagles are way under, and both teams are about the same.

I would never farg
A girl that roots for the Skins
Disease-ridden cvnts.

[ice grillin you]

play games in one state
practice/train in another
neither are your name

nice racist symbol
no indians buy tickets
kill all red people

[rjs246]

taterskins fans stay home
To watch their team lose again.
Home away from home.

[BossHog]

Come on Eagle fans,
Just look at your trophy case,
You'll see it's empty.

If the NFL were like the NHL, yours would be empty, and the Eagles would have an NFC Championship trophy.

It's not like the taterskins are winning anything anyway this year.  They're way over expectations, and the Eagles are way under, and both teams are about the same.

I would never farg
A girl that roots for the Skins
Disease-ridden cvnts.

Skins gal with fat pat?
I seriously doubt that.
Stick to anal beads...

[rjs246]

My ladyfriend likes the Skins.
Very good in bed.
Wang hasn't fallen off. Yet.

[Beermonkey]

Big Sean Taylor hits
Oh, Skins fans ejaculate
court date in the Spring

[BossHog]

My ladyfriend likes the Skins.
Very good in bed.
Wang hasn't fallen off. Yet.

I'm very happy that your Skins ladyfriend is very good in bed and that her wang hasn't fallen off yet... that would seriously dampen your spirits I'm sure.... you keep trying to make it fall off though little camper.

[rjs246]

My ladyfriend likes the Skins.
Very good in bed.
Wang hasn't fallen off. Yet.

I'm very happy that your Skins ladyfriend is very good in bed and that her wang hasn't fallen off yet... that would seriously dampen your spirits I'm sure.... you keep trying to make it fall off though little camper.

So let me get this straight. You're calling the skins fan in this scenerio a tranny? Not sure how that helps your cause, but you know, BURN!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

My ladyfriend likes the Skins.
Very good in bed.
Wang hasn't fallen off. Yet.

Unfortunately,
There is only one outcome.
Your wang's time is up.