Grammar School

[shorebird]

If your so good at grammar then why is your post edited?

Oh, snap!!

Because I'm good enough to see the errors I make and correct them. Now go back to the beginning of this thread and read again, particularly the parts about the difference between "your" and "you're."

But your not good enough to see them before you post.

[shorebird]

I hope it drives you nutty, if you can get anymore nuttier than you are.

[MURP]

[MURP]

[MURP]

[Diomedes]

But your not good enough to see them before you post.

Ah, wilfull ignorance.  My favorite flavor. 

I hope it drives you nutty, if you can get anymore nuttier than you are.

Go ahead and sound stupid, it doesn't phase me around here.  I expect it from you.

[shorebird]

From the Urban Dictionary:

noun (pl. -s)
1. A icehole like Dio who uses proper grammar at all times, esp. online in emails, chatrooms, instant messages and webboard posts; a proponent of grammatical correctness. Often one who spells correctly as well.

2. a – A crackhead like Dio who believes proper grammar (and spelling) should be used by everyone whenever possible. b – One who attempts to persuade or force others to use proper grammar and spelling. c – One who uses proper grammar and spelling to subtly mock or deride those who do not; an exhibitor of grammatical superiority. d – One who advocates linguistic clarity; an opponent of 1337-speak. e – One who corrects others' grammar; the spelling police.

proper noun
3. A nickname, pseudonym or handle for a well-known grammar nazi (defs. 1 and 2) within a particular social circle, used to show either great respect or great contempt for his or her abilities.

verb (transitive)
4. To correct the grammar of (a person's speech, a piece of writing, etc.); to edit for grammar and spelling; to proofread.1. A grammar nazi knows the difference between "there," "their" and "they're."

2. Teh grammar nazis haev invadd r formu.

3. Grammar Nazi, help me with my English homework please.

4. He totally grammar nazied my article, replacing pronouns and rewriting clauses.

[shorebird]

But your not good enough to see them before you post.

Ah, wilful ignorance. My favorite flavor.

I hope it drives you nutty, if you can get anymore nuttier than you are.

Go ahead and sound stupid, it doesn't phase me around here. I expect it from you.

Your not practicing what you preach very well, are you? 

[Wingspan]

Ah, wilful ignorance.  My favorite flavor. 

neither one of those are proper sentences. it should say...

"Ah, willful ignorance is my favorite flavor."

[Wingspan]

dio is now infuriating to himself.

[Diomedes]

Touche, touche.  Never said I was perfect.  Just better.  Suck it.

[shorebird]

Better than what? Better than someone who knows he has bad grammar and could care less? OK, let me get this straight, you are..

good enough to see the errors I make and correct them

...right before you botch both spelling and grammar in two three word sentences. 

You contradict yourself, I'd say your a Grammar Nazi wannbe'. You have to be at least smart enough to know you don't know everything.

[Diomedes]

*sigh* 

[hbionic]

*sigh* 

...and you still continue to spell penis wrong.  This is getting out of hand.

[shorebird]

*sigh*

Speechless?? Now that is hard to believe.

OK thou Great Infuriating to Himself Grammar Nazi Bitch, I have a few actual questions if this thread was actually started to enlighten some us unlearned, and not just to thrust out your chest like your some kind of Harvard graduate and piss on those you consider yourself better than.

The usage of we're and were. Like We're going to Dio's house and smoke crack.

Or, Were we're you when we were at Dio's house smoking crack?

Or, We're not were you thought we were when you thought we were at Dio's house smoking crack.