Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH

Started by rjs246, November 02, 2005, 10:45:03 AM

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rjs246

November 02, 2005, 10:45:03 AM
This gets me so fired up that I can't even explain it. I want to rape and pillage and punch and headbutt.


QuoteBENTONVILLE, Ark. - For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mussa

#1
November 02, 2005, 11:07:53 AM
the bucks are coming to rape your daughters!
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rjs246

#2
November 02, 2005, 11:08:28 AM
Clearly no one else thinks that breaking a deer's neck with your bare hands is as awesome as I do. Bunch of slack jawed flags.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

fansince61

#3
November 02, 2005, 11:10:40 AM
Its safer to open the doors and windows and leave the house..the deer will leave ;)

Feva

#4
November 02, 2005, 11:10:57 AM
I would have been much more excited if it were Joe Buck.


But who knows?  Maybe it's name was Joe.
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mussa

#5
November 02, 2005, 11:13:47 AM
that is fargin awesome.  thats when you need a cinderblock laying around...to finish off the deer that tried to rape yur daughter/sister mother type lady friend
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#6
November 02, 2005, 11:20:51 AM
rjs, i find it pretty exciting as well.  that's what i call sport, blood sport at that!
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MadMarchHare

#7
November 02, 2005, 11:21:39 AM
farg safer.  This guy didn't just strangle a deer, he broke it's neck with his forearms.  This is like Hercules killing the lion in mythology.  This is farging awesome!

Of course, something like this would only happen in Arkansas.  He probably tried to rape it first.
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Diomedes

#8
November 02, 2005, 11:32:28 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 11:08:28 AM
Clearly no one else thinks that breaking a deer's neck with your bare hands is as awesome as I do.

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They've got long necks, nice handles on top of their heads.  In a bedroom with nowhere to run, all  you gotta do is get holda those antlers, gain a little purchase somewhere, and torque.  Dead Bambi.
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Tomahawk

#9
November 02, 2005, 11:48:56 AM
As awesome as it is to hear about some douche killing a deer with his bare hands, I'm hard pressed to believe this yokel didn't have a gun in his house. Shooting a deer in the bedroom has to be about as easy as shooting fish in a barrell.

rjs246

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November 02, 2005, 11:52:48 AM
Not to let you all see too much of my redneck genes or anything, but have you ever actually shot a deer THawk? Those MFers run for a while after they get shot, and its panic run. The thing would have done way more damage if the dude had shot it. Plus, I don't know about you, but if my daughter was in the room the last thng I would do is try to shoot a wild, unhappy, and almost certainly panicky animal. Wrestling and neck-snapping is the way to go.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Wingspan

#11
November 02, 2005, 11:54:57 AM
the whole thing sounds awesome...from the deer charging into the house, then the dude going on jason voorhees on him. pretty sweet.
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SunMo

#12
November 02, 2005, 11:56:16 AM
was it this guy....

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

JTrotter Fan

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November 02, 2005, 12:09:37 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 11:52:48 AM
Not to let you all see too much of my redneck genes or anything, but have you ever actually shot a deer THawk? Those MFers run for a while after they get shot, and its panic run. The thing would have done way more damage if the dude had shot it. Plus, I don't know about you, but if my daughter was in the room the last thng I would do is try to shoot a wild, unhappy, and almost certainly panicky animal. Wrestling and neck-snapping is the way to go.

That's gotta take a ton of force to snap the neck of a deer.  Damn...no wonder it took 40 minutes.
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November 02, 2005, 12:16:29 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 11:52:48 AM
Not to let you all see too much of my redneck genes or anything, but have you ever actually shot a deer THawk? Those MFers run for a while after they get shot, and its panic run. The thing would have done way more damage if the dude had shot it. Plus, I don't know about you, but if my daughter was in the room the last thng I would do is try to shoot a wild, unhappy, and almost certainly panicky animal. Wrestling and neck-snapping is the way to go.

I just eat venison - hunting would be fun if I could drink, but drinking while operating a firearm has been construed as unsafe behavior.

Usually you're not 2 feet away when you try to shoot a deer. I'm sure a shotgun blast from that distance would prevent the deer from moving too terribly much afterward.

I don't think his daughter was physically present in the room.
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