Caption this...

[Father Demon]

Difficulty:  No boob jokes.

[MURP]

God told me to snort cocaine.

[MDS]

I may be an idiot, by Kerry would be worse

[rjs246]

Please donate to the Jerry Lewis foundation immediately.

[Rome]

I'm George Bush and I approved this massage.

[PhillyGirl]

I just FEEL like a woman trapped in a man's body....I feel it right here. Something's missing.

[Rome]

Anyone else know the joke "The Aristocrats?"

[Tomahawk]

Anyone else know the joke "The Aristocrats?"

Aren't there roughly 111 different versions of that joke?

[mussa]

ive got 9 kids to feed

[Rome]

Anyone else know the joke "The Aristocrats?"

Aren't there roughly 111 different versions of that joke?

There are a million variations.  It just depends on how sick you are.

There is a basic framework to the joke and an ending.  Whatever you put in the middle is what makes it original.

For instance:

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."


THEN COMES THE TEXT OF THE JOKE...

(And then the ending...)

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

Link To Aristocrats Jokes Site

*** Warning ***

Not entirely work safe.  Watch your back.

[Wingspan]

Anyone else know the joke "The Aristocrats?"

Aren't there roughly 111 different versions of that joke?

There are a million variations.  It just depends on how sick you are.

There is a basic framework to the joke and an ending.  Whatever you put in the middle is what makes it original.

For instance:

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."


THEN COMES THE TEXT OF THE JOKE...

(And then the ending...)

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

Link To Aristocrats Jokes Site

*** Warning ***

Not entirely work safe.  Watch your back.

AND THEN COMES MY SARCASTIC REPLY ABOUT NOT JUST PASTING THE WHOLE JOKE HERE TO BEGIN WITH

[Rome]

I didn't post the joke because I don't want to get my ass banned, you dope-smoking-salad-tossing-jack-and-coke-drinking-lady-marmalade-dancing-to motherfarger.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Difficulty:  No boob jokes.

I just FEEL like a woman trapped in a man's body....I feel it right here. Something's missing.

[JTrotter Fan]

Panties...bunched...big time.

[QB Eagles]

Like this? Wessssss-syyyyyyyde! Damn, how do you do that thing with your fingers, Karl?