Cool story

Started by stillupfront, October 10, 2005, 09:55:50 PM

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stillupfront

My wife and I went to NYC today to walk around and grab some chow. We were in a famous steakhouse called Gallaghers. The tables are really close together. The table next to us was open at first. Who sits down next to us? Old Gap Tooth himself! I said hello and he and his wife turned out to be really cool. We chatted the whole time. After about ten beers we talked some serious trash. I told him Runyan was waiting for the new lightweight Michael Strahan and would toss him around like a rag doll. He told me Runyan wanted none of him. Said Jonny was in for another embarassing day. We were dirnking and laughing. A really good guy. I was in the bathroom when the check came and the SOB picked up my rather substantial tab. Afterwards I bought him a few cocktails in the bar.


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SD_Eagle5

Sounds like you're still high from yesterday

Bigskinbauer

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stillupfront

Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 10, 2005, 10:01:17 PM
Sounds like you're still high from yesterday

I was just goofy yesterday. No chemicals needed. This story was freakin' amazing. Gappy is cool as hell. Very personable. Just like a regular guy.


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Bigskinbauer

#4
that is disgusting. 






Really i don't know what i would do.  I would probally say something to him about how he better watch out for so and so but buy him drinks and such, that is disgusting.

did he spit the drink out of his gap teeth?
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SD_Eagle5

Quote from: stillupfront on October 10, 2005, 10:04:12 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 10, 2005, 10:01:17 PM
Sounds like you're still high from yesterday

I was just goofy yesterday. No chemicals needed. This story was freakin' amazing. Gappy is cool as hell. Very personable. Just like a regular guy.

I met him a few years ago when the SB was in SD. He was casually walking down the street when I saw him, I pointed and said "Michael Strahan" and he came right up to me and a group of my friends. He asked us if we were Giants fans and we said no Eagles, he laughed and said "go figure" (or something like that ), but yeah, as much as I hate to admit it, he was pretty cool.

Susquehanna Birder

And you went back to his place, and he had his way with you.

MDS

did you guys smoke crack together too?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

stillupfront

Quote from: Bigskinbauer on October 10, 2005, 10:06:20 PM
that is disgusting. 






Really i don't know what i would do.  I would probally say something to him about how he better watch out for so and so but buy him drinks and such, that is disgusting.

did he spit the drink out of his gap teeth?

The guy picked up a 200 dollar dinner tab for me. The least I could do was buy a few drinks.


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MDS

and give him some rocks to smoke
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Bigskinbauer

GO TERPS

rjs246

I thought gap-tooth's wife was leaving him like the golddigging slut she is.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

henchmanUK

That IS a cool story! :=)
"The drunkenness, the violence, the nihilism: the Eagles should really be an English football team, not an American one." - Financial Times, London

MURP

after stillupfront slapped Strahans wife they were best buddies. 

stillupfront

Quote from: MURP on October 11, 2005, 09:41:12 AM
after stillupfront slapped Strahans wife they were best buddies. 
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Slapped her with the sausage.


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