week 3 haiku

MURP · September 22, 2005, 02:11:33 PM

post em when you got em.

Kerry Collins loves
to drink Jack and coke before
fumbling six times.

Wingspan · September 22, 2005, 02:14:20 PM

raiders lay big shtein
raiders fans slurp the big shtein
big shtein comes out 'gain

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 22, 2005, 02:15:54 PM

Raider Nation knows
Pointing to feats in the past
Is all they have got

Raiders have offense
Eagles have offense AND D
Eagles destroy them

rjs246 · September 22, 2005, 02:21:49 PM

Raiders fans think they are tough
But Belichick knows
We'll kick the crapout of them.

MURP · September 22, 2005, 02:21:54 PM

Correll Buckhalter
will sell some meth laced chronic
to Randy - pregame.

phattymatty · September 22, 2005, 02:22:09 PM

The Oakland Raiders
scare me about as much as
the Dead Tree Crew yo

MURP · September 22, 2005, 02:26:14 PM

Norv Turners face must
have been napalmed multiple
times, that poor bastich.

Geowhizzer · September 22, 2005, 02:38:06 PM

My two-year-old son
Makes more sense than Raiders fans
He's smarter as well

Old Kerry Collins
May fall off of the wagon
When Trotter maims him

sallad selgae · September 22, 2005, 03:15:05 PM

S and M Nation
Leave Your Whips and Chains at Home
You're Eagles Black Ho's

MDS · September 22, 2005, 03:44:51 PM

Sapp is fat fat fat
fatty fat fat fat fat fatty
fat and he sucks ass

Rome · September 22, 2005, 04:32:47 PM

David Bell Is God
Phillies Will Win The Wildcard
Eagles Smack Raiders

Feva · September 22, 2005, 04:47:43 PM

Oh come on Sunday
So Eagles can crush Raiders
Thirty-four, Thirteen

terpseagles · September 22, 2005, 05:08:17 PM

Raiders fans, they blow
Talk big ish but then don't show
No balls come Sunday

QB Eagles · September 22, 2005, 07:24:11 PM

Sapp is ugly, he
Stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks,
And his soul stinks too.

JTrotter Fan · September 22, 2005, 07:41:15 PM

Us Eagles Fans Know
That The Raiders Really Blow
We Trust in TO