porn: a top priority of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and FBI

[MURP]

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Early last month, the bureau's Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as "one of the top priorities" of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of "the Director." That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.

The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults.

"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Gonzales is a farghead.

[rjs246]

Sweet farging christ.

Everyone should be forced to read this book.

farging moralistic shteinheads.

[MadMarchHare]

Eh, he won't be head of the FBI once W nominates him O'Connor's seat.......

[Diomedes]

I thought McCarthy was dead?  I thought Hoover was dead?  Leave it to Bush and his hand picked scumbags to turn the clock back to the bad old days.

[henchmanUK]

So there's a job going that involves "gathering evidence" from the porno industry? If only I had a green card. *sighs*

[rjs246]

I'm fairly certain that I am massively over-qualified for that position.

[T_Section224]

which is exactly why the gov't would never put you in that position rjs.  qualified, we'll find you something else to do, ever run a disaster program, no, you're hired.