Britney Spears: Preggo White Trash v. 2.0

[BigEd76]

Britney delivered Preston by C-section

you care 

[rjs246]

Thank god. Now her massive vaginal canyon will remain just as massive and gaping as it was 24 hours ago.

On a related note, I once had a late-night stripper jonez, but was battling chronic laziness so my friends and I ordered two strippers over the internet. One of them was mildly attractive. The other was an older hispanic woman with a c-section scar and a gut. It looked like a smiley face. A flabby, disgusting smiley face.

[Tomahawk]

Reminds me of a stripper a buddy of mine wasted 100 bucks on at the Showclub in Crawfordsville, IN. She had a cottage cheese stomach.

[Sgt PSN]

Thank you for sharing that. 

[rjs246]

I wonder how much herpes that baby boy has even with the c-section. I'm guessing lots. Possibly on its face.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Kevin Federline got teh herp from Ron Mexico.

[Tomahawk]

Thank you for sharing that. 

You're welcome.

That disgusting stripper story reminds me of another one in Indianapolis, IN.  Fortunately, they had to keep their panties on. Usually I'm not a fan of them not being able to wet my nose, but one of the girls had such a ridiculously stinky snatch I had to leave the tip bar and nearly projectile vomit.

Douche should be free and mandatory for strippers.

[BigEd76]

 

[Sgt PSN]

T-hawk got sick at the scent of a vagina.  Why am I not surprised? 

[rjs246]

If/when you're all ever in Baltimore go to Night Shift. For real. Ungodly hot college chicks who's nethers smell like cotton candy. Even when their poopers are mere nanometers from your nose.

[Wingspan]

[PhillyPhreak54]

Thank you for sharing that. 

You're welcome.

That disgusting stripper story reminds me of another one in Indianapolis, IN.  Fortunately, they had to keep their panties on. Usually I'm not a fan of them not being able to wet my nose, but one of the girls had such a ridiculously stinky snatch I had to leave the tip bar and nearly projectile vomit.

Douche should be free and mandatory for strippers.

[hbionic]

One of the worst is getting a stripper with stretch marks all over her abdomen. Not hot.

[Butchers Bill]

Went to the Fantasy Showbar in Mt. Ephraim after an Eagles game last year (with your tix stub you can get in for a buck), and I chose this one ok looking blonde chick for a lap dance.  Well, she had not shaved/waxed in about two weeks, and had a dark, hairy ballon knot.

Had to cut the dance short under the guise of having to use the mens room.   

[MURP]

all I have to say is 2nd story lounge, Reading PA, 1998.   Big League Chew labia.