Hurricane Katrina Devastates The Gulf Coast.

[Diomedes]

I'd be alright with some police brutality under these circumstances.  Maybe they could "accidentally" shoot him.

"An alligator with an axe in it's tail was attacking the man when Officer Jones arrived.  Jones attempted to shoot the alligator, but hit the man instead."

[Yeti]

This is just another example of how much God hates Southerners.

[Diomedes]

Riddle me this, jokers:  How the farg is this Katrina's fault? 

DAVIE, Fla. -- A couple died of apparent carbon monoxide poisoning from a generator operating inside their home, police said Saturday.
Daniel R. McMillan, 65, and Veronica A. Scott, 43, were found dead by McMillan's sister. She then called police.
Police said they died on Friday, likely poisoned by gas from the generator was operating in the living room.
Hurricane Katrina was also blamed for seven other deaths when it ripped across South Florida on its way to the Gulf.

Chalk another on up for the Intelligent Design Awards.  God sure did a great job when he fashioned these two fools out of dust.

Which makes me wonder.  When they say "X number of deaths caused by Katrina," how many of those are just people who would have diea anyway?  Old person has a heart attack or stroke and dies at the Superdome--death gets attributed to Katrina.  Two people stay in their home despite having 72 hours notice to get the farg out, and they drown to death in a tidal current.  Katrina is blamed.

Katrina for President!

[MadMarchHare]

"So, imagine you're the poor stupid person who decides not to evacuate: Your house will disintegrate around you. The best you'll be able to do is hang on to a light pole, and while you're hanging on, the fire ants from all the mounds -- of which there is two per yard on average -- will clamber up that same pole. And, eventually, the fire ants will win."

I'm still laughing about this.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Riddle me this, jokers:  How the farg is this Katrina's fault? 

I'm sure there's scientific evidence somewhere that says low-pressure systems make rednecks even more stupid.

[Wingspan]

One of these storms , we're going to see a journalist impaled by sheet metal live on TV.

The guy on CNN just had to duck into a safe area. These guys are farging crazy. They CAN'T get paid enough. They are at their hotel and its falling apart while they report.

more like stupid.

i wanna see a reported get decapitated ala "Day after tomorrow" for doing one of these retardo reports in the middle of a hurricaine.

on a side note, how many people will be silently disappointed if new orleans isnt completely flattened?

[Sgt PSN]

Riddle me this, jokers:  How the farg is this Katrina's fault? 

I'm sure there's scientific evidence somewhere that says low-pressure systems make rednecks even more stupid.

That's unpossible.  That's like finding a way to make bionic more gay.  Can't be done. 

[PhillyGirl]

Its not going to be flattened as far as I am hearing, looks like Miss is going to be the hardest hit.

[Sgt PSN]

As long as this storm rids us of a few thousand rednecks then I think it'll be safe to say that the storm was a success. 

[MadMarchHare]

Wind was never the concern in NO.  The problem might actually be worse if it does go east of the city.  Means the winds are coming from the north INTO NO via Lake Ponchartrain.

[PhillyGirl]

Downtown NO:

[JTrotter Fan]

That'll mean plenty of fun for the gators then!!

[MadMarchHare]

Arnold Jenkins tries to join the mix for the Darwin Awards 2005.

[Sgt PSN]

Just saw a report on CNN where a couple visiting NO from Atlanta and upon hearing the evacuation warning they called a cab and took it back to ATL.  Total cab fare:  $900.  The real winner:  The cabbie who got paid and gets to miss the storm. 

[PhillyPhreak54]