Good news for those who can't stand WIP

[ice grillin you]

he's also not as funny as he thinks he is

thats the key right there....hes thinks hes a stand up comedian or something...and he knows no sports but taterskins football...granted cataldi knows nothing about sports but at least the show is philly based...so you get stuff like a brian westbrook interview today...and philly talk in general

i dont need to listen to a unfunny blowhard like czaban who on top of not knowing sports will have zero philly stuff...and most of all is a pig taterskin fan

[BigEd76]

Someone called WPEN yesterday and asked if the Phils would consider trading Drabek for Dontrelle Willis.  Tards...

[PhillyGirl]

Someone called WPEN yesterday and asked if the Phils would consider trading Drabek for Dontrelle Willis.  Tards...

Riiiight, because the callers into WIP say much better.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

We're back now on 610 WIP. Yesterday the Eagles beat the taterskins 48-0, with McNabb passing for 348 yards and 4 touchdowns but something bothered me. With 3 minutes left in the 2nd quarter he waved, can you believe McNabb waved during a game? Now I did some research, and I discovered that McNabb is actually responsible for AIDS; he's terrible they need to cut him and draft Ryan Leaf.

This front office is so blind; not only should they cut McNabb but they need to spend whatever they need to on Steve McNair. Do you hear me Heckert? [grabs bullhorn] WE WANT Steve McNair. BRING US Steve McNair, WE WANT HIM NOW!. Also, Reid needs to be fired; I think that it is entirely possible that Andy Reid's son is dealing steroids to the Eagle's players (***previous section is not part of the Mad Lib, it is an actual Angelo quote from the morning show***). But enough about the Eagles and football in general, why would we talk about sports on a sports radio station.

We have Chastity and Angel here from Show N Tel. I'll tell you what, these girls are gorgeous...if I wasn't married I would definitely want to put my banana in their coin slot if you know what I mean, HA HA! Now, Chastity and Angel will be dancing topless as "portly Jimbo" attempts to eat 10 kilos of monkey brains in 5 fortnights. Oh man don't go anywhere during this break or else you'll miss naked girls and a fat slob eating himself to death as myself, a big nosed skank and a washed up former Flyer comment on it. Don't go away, time at 610 WIP is 8:32.

Make your own WIP morning show Mad-Lib!

[Sgt PSN]

We're back now on 610 WIP. Yesterday the Eagles beat the Cowfargs 48-0, with McNabb passing for 348 yards and 4 touchdowns but something bothered me. With 3 minutes left in the 2nd quarter he urinated, can you believe McNabb urinated during a game? Now I did some research, and I discovered that McNabb is actually responsible for President Bush; he's terrible they need to cut him and draft Tim Couch.

This front office is so blind; not only should they cut McNabb but they need to spend whatever they need to on Brett Favurah. Do you hear me Heckert? [grabs bullhorn] WE WANT Brett Favurah. BRING US Brett Favurah, WE WANT HIM NOW!. Also, Reid needs to be fired; I think that it is entirely possible that Andy Reid's son is dealing steroids to the Eagle's players (***previous section is not part of the Mad Lib, it is an actual Angelo quote from the morning show***). But enough about the Eagles and football in general, why would we talk about sports on a sports radio station.

We have Tara Reid and Paris Hilton here from Delihla's. I'll tell you what, these girls are gorgeous...if I wasn't married I would definitely want to put my Sarge in their Chuggie if you know what I mean, HA HA! Now, Tara Reid and Paris Hilton will be dancing topless as "gynormous Jake" attempts to eat 10 tons of cow tongue in 5 hours. Oh man don't go anywhere during this break or else you'll miss naked girls and a fat slob eating himself to death as myself, a big nosed skank and a washed up former Flyer comment on it. Don't go away, time at 610 WIP is 8:32.

[Dillen]

We're back now on 610 WIP. Yesterday the Eagles beat the Colts 48-0, with McNabb passing for 348 yards and 4 touchdowns but something bothered me. With 3 minutes left in the 2nd quarter he farted, can you believe McNabb farted during a game? Now I did some research, and I discovered that McNabb is actually responsible for global warming; he's terrible they need to cut him and draft Joey Hamilton.

This front office is so blind; not only should they cut McNabb but they need to spend whatever they need to on Jason Sehorn. Do you hear me Heckert? [grabs bullhorn] WE WANT Jason Sehorn. BRING US Jason Sehorn, WE WANT HIM NOW!. Also, Reid needs to be fired; I think that it is entirely possible that Andy Reid's son is dealing steroids to the Eagle's players (***previous section is not part of the Mad Lib, it is an actual Angelo quote from the morning show***). But enough about the Eagles and football in general, why would we talk about sports on a sports radio station.

We have Shawn Kemp and Diomedes here from Hot N Steamy Men. I'll tell you what, these girls are gorgeous...if I wasn't married I would definitely want to put my fork in their microwave if you know what I mean, HA HA! Now, Shawn Kemp and Diomedes will be dancing topless as "lardass Antwan" attempts to eat 10 kilograms of semen in 5 months. Oh man don't go anywhere during this break or else you'll miss naked girls and a fat slob eating himself to death as myself, a big nosed skank and a washed up former Flyer comment on it. Don't go away, time at 610 WIP is 8:32.

[Sgt PSN]

We have Shawn Kemp and Diomedes here from Hot N Steamy Men

ha!

[rjs246]

We're back now on 610 WIP. Yesterday the Eagles beat the San Jose Camels 48-0, with McNabb passing for 348 yards and 4 touchdowns but something bothered me. With 3 minutes left in the 2nd quarter he Projectile Menstruated, can you believe McNabb Projectile Menstruated during a game? Now I did some research, and I discovered that McNabb is actually responsible for Hymen Depletion; he's terrible they need to cut him and draft Jessica Biel's Anus.

This front office is so blind; not only should they cut McNabb but they need to spend whatever they need to on Jesus. Do you hear me Heckert? [grabs bullhorn] WE WANT Jesus. BRING US Jesus, WE WANT HIM NOW!. Also, Reid needs to be fired; I think that it is entirely possible that Andy Reid's son is dealing steroids to the Eagle's players (***previous section is not part of the Mad Lib, it is an actual Angelo quote from the morning show***). But enough about the Eagles and football in general, why would we talk about sports on a sports radio station.

We have Steve and Joseph here from Back Door Hairpit. I'll tell you what, these girls are gorgeous...if I wasn't married I would definitely want to put my Baby Arm in their Cheerio if you know what I mean, HA HA! Now, Steve and Joseph will be dancing topless as "Smooth Boubacar" attempts to eat 10 Stones of Arby's Roast Beef in 5 Fortnights. Oh man don't go anywhere during this break or else you'll miss naked girls and a fat slob eating himself to death as myself, a big nosed skank and a washed up former Flyer comment on it. Don't go away, time at 610 WIP is 8:32.

[rjs246]

Dammit, looks like Dillen beat me to the punch. Oh well.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Dammit, looks like Dillen beat me to the punch. Oh well.

I used fortnights too, bitch.

[rjs246]

Yeah, but I didn't read yours. I assumed it would suck.

[Dillen]

Somehow the people on the EMB managed to post a link to this and they were some of the worst madlibs I've ever seen.

[Wingspan]

We're back now on 610 WIP. Yesterday the Eagles beat the Temple Owls 48-0, with McNabb passing for 348 yards and 4 touchdowns but something bothered me. With 3 minutes left in the 2nd quarter he slipped a finger into Shawn Andrews anus, can you believe McNabb slipped a finger into Shawn Andrews anus during a game? Now I did some research, and I discovered that McNabb is actually responsible for scat porn; he's terrible they need to cut him and draft Don McPherson.

This front office is so blind; not only should they cut McNabb but they need to spend whatever they need to on Quincy Carter. Do you hear me Heckert? [grabs bullhorn] WE WANT Quincy Carter. BRING US Quincy Carter, WE WANT HIM NOW!. Also, Reid needs to be fired; I think that it is entirely possible that Andy Reid's son is dealing steroids to the Eagle's players (***previous section is not part of the Mad Lib, it is an actual Angelo quote from the morning show***). But enough about the Eagles and football in general, why would we talk about sports on a sports radio station.

We have Garrett Reid and Britt Reid here from Oz. I'll tell you what, these girls are gorgeous...if I wasn't married I would definitely want to put my Jevon Kearse in their Dhani Jones if you know what I mean, HA HA! Now, Garrett Reid and Britt Reid will be dancing topless as "Blubber Sun Mo" attempts to eat 10 tons of Scrapple in 5 parsecs. Oh man don't go anywhere during this break or else you'll miss naked girls and a fat slob eating himself to death as myself, a big nosed skank and a washed up former Flyer comment on it. Don't go away, time at 610 WIP is 8:32.

[Sgt PSN]

Yesterday the Eagles beat the Temple Owls 48-0

If the Eagles could only beat Temple by 48 points, it would a farging disgrace. 

[Diomedes]

if you idiots think we're reading each one you made, you're idiots.

see what I did there?