Bengals vs Eagles

[Who Dey]

Well, hello there.
Once again we meet up in a meaningless game.

I'm bored, and there's a lot of youse Eagles fans with knowlegable opinions and the like....so let's get this thing going.

What should I expect from Philly?  Who should I keep an eye out for? 
I guess I'm just looking for analysis....Ill give you mine soon.
You should feel so lucky....we're unwrapping David "Holdout" Pollack for your (and mine) personal enjoyment as well.

[JTrotter Fan]

Ryan Moats...pay close attention. 

[PhillyGirl]

Terrell Owens.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Ryan Moats...pay close attention. 

It's nice that Big Red gives Mahe some time out of consideration for his effort, but I would rather see Moats in after Westy takes a seat. But back on topic, also look for The Freak and Mike Patterson to be paying Carson Palmer a visit.

I've been watching the Bengals (picked up Palmer as my second QB in my fantasy league), you guys look primed for a playoff run.

[MURP]

Odell Thurmon has looked like a great pickup so far for the Bengals. 

[Feva]

Look for Reggie Brown to show his former mates, Pollack and Thurman that he landed in a better situation. 

[RezRob]

Looking forward for Eags secondary to contend w/decent reciever (Chad's)Johnson. I hope starters only get like 1 or 2 drives no farging injuries neccesary

[ice grillin you]

Who should I keep an eye out for? 

[Sgt PSN]

Jeebus that is a huge freaking melon. 

[RezRob]

Jeebus that is a huge freaking melon.

Yes that is a five-head my friend...

[Who Dey]

Fair enough.

Alright, here's my teams analysis, starting with..

Offense

QB-Look for Carson took get an early rapport with Chad Johnson, and also to increase his completion percentage.  In the off=season, CP lost about 10 or so pounds, and it became evident the was more nimble than before, scrambling a few times for some good pickups.  (Although there was a scare with his knee brace)
After CP leaves the field, we bypass Kitna and go directly to our battle for the #3 spot with Casey Bramlet and Craig Krenzel.  Bramlet is physically more gifted than Krenzel, but Krenzel has smarts, tenacity, toughness other intangibles you like to see in your QB.  I guess it comes down to whoever can move the offense down the field and eliminate turnovers, but then, that's the job description for ANY QB.

RB- Yeah, I hear all this talk about Ryan Moats and Brian Westbrook.  How about I counter with Rudi Johnson and Chris Perry.  Thunder and Lightning.  James Brooks and Ickey Woods part duex.  Rudi is our prototypical bruising back required in the AFCN division, while Chris Perry has the speed, hands, and agility to give our offense another look/dimension.  Don't be suprised if you see both in the backfield, or Rudi in the backfield with Perry lined up in the slot.  This is gonna be a one-two punch that will be difficult to stop.
Kenny Watson is a great third string back and always come through in the clutch whenever needed.

WR- 7/11 and gang come to Lincoln Memorial.  This is arguably our strongest corp on our football team.
The Oregon State Beaver duo lines up to start the game.  Expect to see a healthy dose of Peter Warrick as he attempts to prove himself worthy of a roster spot or trade bait maybe.  (I hear youse guys could use a WR)
Chris Henry will get a few opportunities to shine and display his ability.  CJ, TJ and Henry are about the only locks on this team, everyone else is up for grabs.  Squirrel Washington and Kevin Walter should see considerable amounts of time as well.

O-Line
Stacy gets to meet up with his brother for a while (at least after the game). Look for them to hit a steakhouse restraurant in Philly near you.  Seriously, this dude is for real.  Is playing well enough to start in place of Willie Anderson while he recouperates from surgery, and will be the first Tackle to be utilized if either Levi Jones or Big Willie go down.  Eric Steinbach has fully recovered from tommy john surgery, and I'm sure you guys know about Bobbie Williams already.  Our center will be manned alternately, by Richie Braham and the rookie Guy-Check.

[ice grillin you]

get the eff outta here with that crap...the bengals dont exist in ohio much less philadelphia

care factor=negative 149

[Who Dey]

I had to take a break after that first one.

Alright, now I break down the defense.

D-Line
Robert Geathers, I think you guys remember him, is now our starting LDE.  He hasn't disappointed so far either.
Extremely athletic, and bats down passes left and right. 
Our new DT, Bryan Robinson allows John Thornton to move over and focus more on rushing the passer.
Justin Smith moves over to RDE to strengthen against the run.

LBLed by Mr. Overrated himself, Brian Simmons.   This is a VERY promising corp.  Odell Thurman is playing better than I anticipated. He's real fun to watch. Flying all over the field and landing very solid tackles.  Landon Johnson, is going back to his natural position at OLB.  Man, if that's his natural position, I expect him to be a Pro Bowler soon, especially after the rookie season that he had.  He will definitely give Pollack a run for his money, and doesnt look to relinquish the spot anytime soon.   No matter, Pollack will still get on the field.  Chuck, our DC, called Pollack our 'Joker' of the defense, which basically means he will be lined up all over the field, and will be used to rush the passer and a variety of things.  It is because of him that we will be able to disguise our D, whether its 4-3 or an occaisonal 3-4.  These four will be the basis of our LB'ing squad. 

Secondary
Deltha O'Neal and Tory James hold us down on the corners for right now, but expect Keiwan Ratliff to push them both for playing time.  He is definitely our Nickel back, and will most likely be doing PR duties during the season.
Madieu Williams is another promising guy to watch.  I forsee a annual battle between he, Ed Reed and Troy Polamalu for the title of best safety in our division.  And thats not even counting Sean Jones and Brodney Pool of the Stains.
Our one glaring weakness is at SS, where Kim Herring looks to have the inside track on the spot.  Might have a rotation situation with Kevin Kasevieharn, and Anthony Mitchell.

Whew.....Im done.

[Who Dey]

get the eff outta here with that crap...the bengals dont exist in ohio much less philadelphia

care factor=negative 149

youre an idiot.

Yeah, and since you don't CARE, wtf did you bother to comment twice in the thread?

[PhillyGirl]

Its Lincoln Finanicial Field, btw.