2005 Point & Laugh At The taterskins Thread

Started by PhillyPhreak54, August 20, 2005, 09:15:22 AM

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MadMarchHare

You run head first into a cinderblock, see how you feel.
Anyone but Reid.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: MadMarchHare on November 11, 2005, 01:05:53 PM
You run head first into a cinderblock, see how you feel.

That's kind of like what Frerotte did when he was on the Skins.

Catapult

Quote from: archer on November 09, 2005, 10:29:04 PM
Quote from: archer on November 09, 2005, 10:23:54 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 09, 2005, 12:04:01 AM
Good for Mike Sellers.

Dawkins "dawkplexing" Cliff Russell
Dawkins "dawkplexing" Coles
Lewis decleating Coles
Josh Parry murdering Shawn Springs

You got 3 more to catch up.

Taylor decleating McNabb
Taylor decleating Owens
Whoever gave the concussion to your tight end

I almost forgot,
The Pinkston "I lost the ball in the lights" incedent is worth atleast 3

The same Pinkston you laugh at has punked Taylor.  Twice.


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Bigskinbauer

check out the new bang

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Childs play

i didn't want to post up a thread in the eagles part of the board so i'll put it here, its a good laugh
GO TERPS

MDS

didnt laugh at all. kinda like the king of queens.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: Bigskinbauer on November 11, 2005, 11:14:05 PM
check out the new bang

Bangcartoon.com

Childs play

i didn't want to post up a thread in the eagles part of the board so i'll put it here, its a good laugh

It was decent up until he started with the McNabb cry baby bit.  Didn't make sense, wasn't amusing.  Banner reminded my of Mr Burns though, which was funny. 

PhillyPhreak54

Mr. Important is on another road trip with the team

Quote12:30 p.m., Nov. 12 -- Something's wrong with the damn plane. My first delayed flight in years. All I can think of is I won't get free drinks from Karl and Larry if I'm too late.

Quote2 p.m., Nov. 12 -- Plane is boarded. I'm in first class because I'm pretty and special and deserve it, and because I have a WorldPerks Credit Card. Jack and Ginger all the way to Tampa.

6:45 p.m., Nov. 12 -- Landed in Tampa. Pull out the cell. Message waiting from Larry who says hurry up for drinks and stuff.

7:15 p.m., Nov. 12 -- At the hotel checking in. Problem with my reservation. I'm not in. "I'm with the group." Oh, one s.....yes, yes, sir. You are. Being with the group is kind of cool.

7:30 p.m., Nov. 12 -- At the hotel bar catching up on scores. Meet up with Larry, the PR wonks, and Larry's flunkies drinking cool Guiness. Call TK to tell him to hurry up as I'm here and to call.

7:40 p.m., Nov. 12 -- Get passes from team and head up to room to put them away. Joined by Holdman and Khary Campbell. I'm drinking Guiness and am in taterskin gear so I don't want to scare them off and play it cool. They get off on floor 3.

7:50 p.m., Nov. 12 -- Lonely girl with a hairlip sitting at the bar comes over to our group and starts chatting us up. She informs us the taterskins are here. We play dumb, but not half as dumb as her naturally . She said there are players over there -- and she was right, there were -- and the broadcasters and everyone was there. I was standing with Larry and none of us were letting on that we were the people she was talking about.

Oh yeah, Art. I'm sure the chick was talking about you. :-D

This one should be good. He's getting more big-headed each week.

PhillyPhreak54


MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 13, 2005, 11:48:27 AM
Barf.

QuoteDiscuss the taterskins' prospects this season onExtremeSkins.com, the only fan-hosted team message board in the NFL.

Um... no, it's not.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: FFatPatt on November 13, 2005, 12:40:44 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 13, 2005, 11:48:27 AM
Barf.

QuoteDiscuss the taterskins' prospects this season onExtremeSkins.com, the only fan-hosted team message board in the NFL.

Um... no, it's not.

Ha!

That dude's a freaking tool.  He can put titles on his "articles" to try and make them look legit but he's nothing more than a hack-fan writer with an audience full of idiots.  If he ever wants to gain some credibility be might want to stop referring to the taterskins as "we".  I don't even think Spadaro, who is paid by the Eagles to write good things about them, has ever referred to the team as "we" during any of his articles.   


MDS

someone get this guy a tissue. its so sad. so sad.

QuoteWrite -- over and over again -- the Alstott 2 point conversion was the worst officiating ever. It was horrible.

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wah wah. losers.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

MDS

this one ended up topping it

QuoteThis letter is regarding the officiating during the Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Washington taterskins game on Sunday, November 13, 2005. I would like to call your attention to the worst call I have ever seen an NFL official make in my lifetime. I am referring to the two point conversion attempt by the Bucs at the end of the game. Please review the game film. Mike Alstotts' elbow is clearly on the ground before the ball gets into the endzone. The play was reviewed, but the referees still missed this obvious call – this can only be indicative of either poor officiating or rigged games. There is no way that an unbiased person views that play, with knowledge of the NFL rulebook, and rules that a converted two-point conversion.

oh ma god. sally, i thought i saw it all.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

WEST is GOD

The Bucs prestigious franchise is such a league favorite.
THIS SEASON IS OVER AND ANDY'S WORLD IS GRIDL

Offseason needs: 2 DEs, 1 DT, 1 OL, 2 LBs, 1 RB, 2 WRs, 1 TE, 1 KR.