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Sgt PSN

August 18, 2005, 04:54:33 PM
Eva Longoria hurt on the set of Desperate Housewives

QuoteThe entertainment show "Access Hollywood" reported that Longoria was injured when a pole fell on her.

I told her not to pull my pants down so fast.   :sly

Yeti

#1
August 18, 2005, 05:00:34 PM
I didn't know you were polish.
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BigEd76

#2
August 18, 2005, 05:10:42 PM
Where's Darth?

rjs246

#3
August 18, 2005, 05:17:19 PM
She would be much hotter if she wasn't 4 foot nothin. I don't abide by the midget-folk.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

#4
August 18, 2005, 05:20:20 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 18, 2005, 05:17:19 PM
She would be much hotter if she wasn't 4 foot nothin. I don't abide by the midget-folk.

I farging love midgets.  The best part about them is when they wrap their tiny little hands around your package, it makes it look bigger.  :paranoid

rjs246

#5
August 18, 2005, 05:23:05 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 18, 2005, 05:20:20 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 18, 2005, 05:17:19 PM
She would be much hotter if she wasn't 4 foot nothin. I don't abide by the midget-folk.

I farging love midgets.  The best part about them is when they wrap their tiny little hands around your package, it makes it look bigger.  :paranoid

I guess. But trying cramming your meat into their midget mouths. You've got to be mighty small to make that work.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

#6
August 18, 2005, 05:25:00 PM
You don't have to be small, just forceful.  :)

Mad-Lad

#7
August 18, 2005, 05:28:36 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 18, 2005, 04:54:33 PM
Eva Longoria hurt on the set of Desperate Housewives

QuoteThe entertainment show "Access Hollywood" reported that Longoria was injured when a pole fell on her.

I told her not to pull my pants down so fast.   :sly

you'll be ok.  She doesn't have to be injured in your mind as you flog your dolphin.

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#8
August 18, 2005, 05:38:03 PM
Did the pole belong to Tony Parker?
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#9
August 18, 2005, 06:03:47 PM
She seems fine  ;D


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#10
August 18, 2005, 06:04:17 PM
 >:D Tony Parker yet another reason to hate the French...... >:D

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#11
August 18, 2005, 08:19:34 PM
why hate short chicks?  they are easier to pick up and rail.  just watch your balls.   :crazy
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#12
August 19, 2005, 06:30:56 AM
Salma Hayek is also short. End of argument.
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#13
August 19, 2005, 07:13:37 AM
Why does she look like she has, um...a package where she shouldn't in that second pic?
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Sgt PSN

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August 19, 2005, 08:51:25 AM
She should have a package down there.  All day every day if you ask me.  Preferably mine. 
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