The Rest of the NHL

BigEd76 · April 28, 2009, 06:35:49 PM

I guess. Blackhawks maybe...

BigEd76 · April 28, 2009, 10:53:05 PM

ha Devils.......70 seconds away from winning game 7 and they allowed two goals. outta here

Washington finished off the Rangers, so NBC gets a Caps/Penguins round 2 matchup

MDS · April 29, 2009, 12:27:55 AM

ooo 1.5 mil instead of 1.2 mil. goooooooo hockey.

PoopyfaceMcGee · April 30, 2009, 02:44:29 PM

So, I have a dilemma. Apparently, there is some sort of a professional hockey team that plays home games within 10 miles from my home. So, I am going to the Bruins/Hurricanes game next Wednesday, with a couple of Boston fans. I dislike both teams. Should I wear my Brian Boucher jersey and root for injuries? Should I wear an Eagles jersey and punch somebody? Should I root for the Canes to annoy the Boston fans, or the Bruins to annoy all the Canes fans?

Thanks.

Sgt PSN · April 30, 2009, 03:28:22 PM

don't wear anything sports related at all. show up to the game dressed like a tool. some straight leg jeans that are a half inch too short with tennis shoes, white socks, a l/s button up shirt, tucked in, no belt.....or, as you may call it "clubbin' clothes."

be a nuisance to the people sitting around you by asking them all types of ridiculous hockey questions. scream "touchdown" everytime a goal is scored. if a fight breaks out on the ice yell things that would really piss people off.....like how fighting never solves anything. be sure to use the words "barbarian" and "neanderthal" whenever possible. complain adamantly from start to finish about how the game is too violent.

ask if the food vendors if they have vegetarian hotdogs and non alcoholic beer.

basically, do everything you possibly can to make sure your "friends" are completely embarrassed to be seen with you so that they never invite you to go out with them again.

in other words, just be yourself.

ice grillin you · April 30, 2009, 03:29:48 PM

whats the dilemma

you dont rock an eagle or flyer jersey so you dont look like a douche and you dont root for another team other than your own just to piss someone off so you dont look like an ass

PoopyfaceMcGee · April 30, 2009, 03:57:39 PM

So, I shouldn't go at all? I have to be on one side to enjoy a sporting event.

rjs246 · April 30, 2009, 04:02:09 PM

Wear tube socks and a speedo. Dryhump the largest man in your row. Spit on a pregnant lady.

Sgt PSN · April 30, 2009, 04:55:19 PM

Quote from: FastFreddie on April 30, 2009, 03:57:39 PM
So, I shouldn't go at all? I have to be on one side to enjoy a sporting event.

you live in the bible belt. root for geezus.

BigEd76 · April 30, 2009, 06:19:50 PM

Mark Recchi Flyers jersey. Both sides will love and hate you equally

BigEd76 · May 04, 2009, 10:11:43 PM

Ovechkin and Crosby with hat tricks in the same game. Don't shake Bettman's hand....

rjs246 · May 05, 2009, 10:34:27 AM

Is there any doubt that Crosby is the biggest bitch in all of professional sports?

QuoteAlex Ovechkin's first playoff hat trick was cause for celebration, worthy of so many red caps that Sidney Crosby wanted fans to be told to stop throwing them.

QuoteAfter the first wave of hats came a second wave, prompting Crosby to speak to the referee about the long delay.

"People kept throwing hats," Crosby said. "And I was just asking if he could make an announcement to ask them to stop."

What a douche.

Seabiscuit36 · May 05, 2009, 10:35:13 AM

he's a flag, and proves it more and more every day

MDS · May 05, 2009, 11:20:55 AM

wow what a homo

PoopyfaceMcGee · May 07, 2009, 08:22:06 AM

Even though I could not bring myself to care who won, the Bruins/Canes game was a pretty good one to be at last night.

All 5 goals were scored on the same net, oddly enough.