Eagles Sponsorships

Started by Father Demon, July 19, 2005, 11:23:06 AM

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Father Demon

Quote from: TempleOwl on July 20, 2005, 08:59:37 AM
I took Reggie Brown on pag 2 of this post and was ignored also!

Hey Temp...   I fixed that yesterday!

;)
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

rjs246

Quote from: jerome99RIP on July 19, 2005, 09:05:16 PM
I changed my mind.

I'm sponsoring Adrienne:


Would it be possible to sponsor Adrienne's dildo collection? I'm sure they put in money performances every week. Nothing but accolades.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

Quote from: rjs246 on July 20, 2005, 09:41:53 AM
Quote from: jerome99RIP on July 19, 2005, 09:05:16 PM
I changed my mind.

I'm sponsoring Adrienne:


Would it be possible to sponsor Adrienne's dildo collection? I'm sure they put in money performances every week. Nothing but accolades.

Uhhh...

rjs246

Quote from: jerome99RIP on July 20, 2005, 10:09:17 AM
Uhhh...

Don't pretend that you aren't jealous that I called it first.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MadMarchHare

Yeah, but how are we going to track their effectiveness.  We're just going to have to set her house up with video cameras so we can monitor their effectiveness. :yay
Anyone but Reid.

T_Section224

Proud Sponsor of Mike Bartrum

Father Demon

Updated list to welcome Dio aboard!   :yay

The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

MURP


Diomedes

You had better not be laughing at my boy Calvin.  He's 6'7" and 325 lbs of danger, that boy.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhanInDC

If by danger you mean a gigantic, stupid looking bastich....he's a farging powder keg.   :D
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

PoopyfaceMcGee

I guess I'll sponsor Mike Patterson, what with the new screen name and all.

hbionic

If this is still open...Call me a Lurie Lapper....I'll sponsor Jeff Lurie.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Father Demon

#87
I think this is the complete list so far...

Demon - Trotter
MURP - Dawkins
Mad-Lad - Kearse
PG - Sheldon Brown
T-Section224 - Bartrum
rjs - LJ Smith
SeaBiscut - Mike Lewis
Larry - Pinkston
Sarge - Lito
Waco Kid - Greg Lewis
Phreak - Shawn Andrews
Phanatic - Dhani Jones
Geowizzer - McNabb
T-hawk - Westbrook
MMH - McDougle
GF - Detmer
Yeti - TO
jerome99RIP - Adrienne
Mikey41 - Rayburn
QB Eagles - Kieth Adams
PhillyPhaninDC - Considine
Eaglez - Buckhalter
mussa - Ritchie
Susquehanna Birder - Akers
Beermonkey - Banner
Don Ho - Mahe
TempleOwl - Reggie Brown
TexasEagle - Jason Short
Diomedes - Calvin Armstrong
FFatPatt - Mike Patterson
hbionic - Jeff Lurie
sallad selgae - Hank Fraley
Double J - Justin Jenkins
phillywestbrook36 - Simon
TOisGod - Stephen Spach
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Diomedes

So what the farg do we do now?  Just keep talking to each other and instead, now we have gay signatures?  When do I get to sic Calvin Williams on TO?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

QB Eagles

Quote from: Diomedes on July 22, 2005, 04:52:14 PM
So what the farg do we do now?  Just keep talking to each other and instead, now we have gay signatures?

Now that Demon's proven to himself that he can get us to do any old dumb shtein, he's setting about purchasing some land in Guyana...