I'M GONNA HAVE A BABY!!

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ice grillin you

#120
May 22, 2006, 01:00:11 PM
That statement shows you clearly don't have any kids.

clearly
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PoopyfaceMcGee

#121
May 22, 2006, 01:11:17 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 22, 2006, 01:00:11 PM
That statement shows you clearly don't have any kids.

clearly

I guess he missed it when you posted the pic of little IGY.

MDS

#122
May 22, 2006, 01:47:38 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on May 22, 2006, 12:40:33 PM
everyone except Dio and MDS apparently

if i end up having a kid before you, then we some problems. lets consider it a gentlemans race. winner gets the others baseball card collection, and i stopped doing that when i turned 11.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Wingspan

#123
May 22, 2006, 01:49:17 PM
Quote from: MDS on May 22, 2006, 01:47:38 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on May 22, 2006, 12:40:33 PM
everyone except Dio and MDS apparently

if i end up having a kid before you, then we some problems. lets consider it a gentlemans race. winner gets the others baseball card collection, and i stopped doing that when i turned 11.

you need to have a date first
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MadMarchHare

#124
May 22, 2006, 02:19:01 PM
Meh, if I had a better attention span, I wouldn't spend most of my work day on this board.
Anyone but Reid.

Philly_Crew

#125
May 22, 2006, 04:45:05 PM
My wife is due with twins in October.  Found out both are boys.

SunMo

#126
May 22, 2006, 04:49:21 PM
first kids? 
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Geowhizzer

#127
May 22, 2006, 06:39:51 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 22, 2006, 12:46:01 PM
kids would be ok if they were born age four....the first three years are hell on earth

One more year to go... one more year to go...  wait, wife wants another...  :boom

Geowhizzer

#128
May 22, 2006, 06:40:50 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on May 22, 2006, 12:58:18 PM
i love the fact that when all three of kids are old enough to be out of the house in college, i will be in my early 40's

I'll only be in my early death.

JTrotter Fan

#129
May 22, 2006, 07:09:09 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 21, 2006, 05:10:58 PM
I'm happy to announce that I'm NOT gonna have a baby.  You can commence with sappy,  disingenuous, everyone-else-is-so-I-will-too posts about how you wish me happiness now.

You were never meant to breed.  Your kind would only farg things up worse than they already are. 
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

Diomedes

#130
May 22, 2006, 07:34:16 PM
You're right, I was never meant to breed.  That's why your mom is at the abortion clinic right now.
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PoopyfaceMcGee

#131
May 22, 2006, 08:40:39 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 22, 2006, 07:34:16 PM
You're right, I was never meant to breed.  That's why your mom is at the abortion clinic right now.

The Waco Kid's age plus 7 or 8 months or so is exactly how late his mom is for her app't there.

Rome

#132
May 22, 2006, 09:00:52 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 22, 2006, 07:34:16 PM
You're right, I was never meant to breed.  That's why your mom is at the abortion clinic right now.

Ouch.

mussa

#133
May 22, 2006, 09:20:20 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 22, 2006, 07:34:16 PM
You're right, I was never meant to breed.  That's why your mom is at the abortion clinic right now.

nice  :-D
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SunMo

#134
May 22, 2006, 09:24:53 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 22, 2006, 07:34:16 PM
You're right, I was never meant to breed.  That's why your mom is at the abortion clinic right now.

i consider myself a learned man when it comes to insults.  and this, my friend, is well done.  i tip my hat to you sir.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.
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