Human Finger in the Chili at Wendy's

Started by Diomedes, March 24, 2005, 08:02:21 AM

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Diomedes

March 24, 2005, 08:02:21 AM
Chili Finger, anyone?

:puke

Quote"This individual apparently did take a spoonful, did have a finger in their mouth and then, you know, spit it out and recognized it," said Ben Gale, director of the department of environmental health for Santa Clara County. "Then they had some kind of emotional reaction and vomited."

"Some kind of emotional reaction.."
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#1
March 24, 2005, 08:12:42 AM
That emotional reaction is going to net them a nice settlement I would imagine. My dumb ass probably would have laughed my ass off, completely negating any credibility I had when I tried to sue them for emotional damage.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Zanshin

#2
March 24, 2005, 08:23:04 AM
I think that meets Atkins requirements.

PhillyPhreak54

#3
March 24, 2005, 09:00:38 AM
Dave Thomas gets the last laugh.

Someone better exhume his body to see if all of his fingers are still attached.

Wingspan

#4
March 24, 2005, 09:16:39 AM
...A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
fft-fft-ftt-fft-fft-fft-fft-fft
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Greenfeather

#5
March 24, 2005, 02:26:03 PM
Someone there is probably a big fan of the movie "The Hitcher" fries anyone? :paranoid
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Yeti

#6
March 24, 2005, 03:29:09 PM
How do they know the diner didn't plant it.?
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Susquehanna Birder

#7
March 24, 2005, 03:53:44 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on March 24, 2005, 08:23:04 AM
I think that meets Atkins requirements.

The finger does...but the rest of the chili ruins it.

Larry

#8
April 22, 2005, 10:08:23 AM
More Mahe please.

Yeti

#9
April 22, 2005, 10:16:13 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 24, 2005, 03:29:09 PM
How do they know the diner didn't plant it.?

:yay
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

BigEd76

#10
May 13, 2005, 12:04:43 PM
Free Frostys today, tomorrow and Sunday  :yay

Yeti

#11
May 13, 2005, 12:13:55 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on May 13, 2005, 12:04:43 PM
Free Frostys today, tomorrow and Sunday  :yay

are fingers extra?
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Butchers Bill

#12
May 13, 2005, 04:37:27 PM
This lady is going to do some time I think:

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I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight.
I once believed in causes too,
I had my pointless point of view,
And life went on no matter who was wrong or right.

Butchers Bill

#13
September 09, 2005, 11:25:31 PM
UPDATE:

The finger-planters plead guilty:

still nasty

I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight.
I once believed in causes too,
I had my pointless point of view,
And life went on no matter who was wrong or right.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#14
September 10, 2005, 09:34:45 AM
I love it when people who try to use our soft judicial system for financial gain get bent over and farged without lube.
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