I need an inflatable needle!

Started by hbionic, March 03, 2005, 05:19:03 PM

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Father Demon

Quote from: hbionic on March 04, 2005, 04:06:08 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on March 04, 2005, 04:05:14 PM
Dude if you dress up in that thing and throw that needle on the field @ Bonds, your going to make the national news!!  :-D


Hmmmm.... :evil

I hereby pledge $20 towards the Hbionic fund if he does this.  Who else?  How much can we raise?
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Phanatic

Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on March 04, 2005, 04:07:45 PM
Quote from: hbionic on March 04, 2005, 04:06:08 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on March 04, 2005, 04:05:14 PM
Dude if you dress up in that thing and throw that needle on the field @ Bonds, your going to make the national news!!  :-D


Hmmmm.... :evil

I hereby pledge $20 towards the Hbionic fund if he does this.  Who else?  How much can we raise?

I'm in!! That's 40$ so far towards Bail!!
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hbionic

There's jail time? I'm down....to throw the shtein on the field...which is my intention.....what's the worst...a slap on the wrist? Just incase.....so far we have $40.  :paranoid
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Yeti

$100 if you are in the Nurses uniform and it makes the tube.

$20 if it don't
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Hbionic

hbionic

Yeti, I get the feeling you just care more about seeing me in a nurses uniform than throwing the needle at Barry.  :paranoid
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Diomedes

I'll throw in $20, too.  That said, I don't think the outfit will help make the point...You'll just be a freak dude in a weird nurse costume, which will obscure the steroid reference, not highlight it.  I say buy the thing just for the inflatable syringe, blow that up, and toss it onto the field.  Get arrested, and collect $20 from Dio!
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Yeti

Quote from: hbionic on March 04, 2005, 04:19:09 PM
Yeti, I get the feeling you just care more about seeing me in a nurses uniform than throwing the needle at Barry.  :paranoid

Its worth $100 bucks to say I know the guy who got busted in the nurses uniform on TV.  Its even better to say my $100 convinced you to go through with it.  Make sure you try to run from security.  I want to see some leg.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

hbionic

Quote from: Diomedes on March 04, 2005, 04:23:57 PM
I'll throw in $20, too.  That said, I don't think the outfit will help make the point...You'll just be a freak dude in a weird nurse costume, which will obscure the steroid reference, not highlight it.  Dio!

Good point.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Phanatic

Quote from: hbionic on March 04, 2005, 04:11:21 PM
There's jail time? I'm down....to throw the shtein on the field...which is my intention.....what's the worst...a slap on the wrist? Just incase.....so far we have $40.  :paranoid

Could be towards medical bills When Bonds climbs into the stands to try and beat your a$$. Maybe you could stand there and tell him he shouldn't hit a girl while dressed in the Nurses outfit.
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hbionic

Bonds would get mobbed before he got to me. It's the lynching element of the pavilion stands at Dodger Stadium...well...not as much since the beer was taken away from there.  :'(
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Father Demon

Quote from: hbionic on March 04, 2005, 04:32:19 PM
Bonds would get mobbed before he got to me. It's the lynching element of the pavilion stands at Dodger Stadium...well...not as much since the beer was taken away from there.  :'(

There's baseball without beer?!?!?!?!?
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

hbionic

Only in the pavilions.....too many fights. The current murder and attempted murder in the parking lot don't help things any...specially bringing beer back.  :'(
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Father Demon

Doesn't seem very America's Pastimish to me....
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

MURP

If you actually hit bonds with the needle I'll throw in $100.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Count me in for $20 if you get arrested.  $50 if it makes it to SportsCenter.