Anyone seen a good movie lately?

Started by henchmanUK, December 09, 2004, 11:44:05 AM

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rjs246

Quote from: FastFreddie on January 28, 2008, 11:42:41 AM
Armageddon is coming, and we deserve it.

Whether Meet the Spartans contributes to this or not is up for debate, but otherwise I agree.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

ice grillin you

did the nerds that made 300...transformers and cloverfield such big hits also make that movie number one

or do you guys resent movies like meet the spartans because you think it makes fun of the movies you love so much
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Rome

Rutger Hauer is the baddest motherfarger ever.  He was scarier than hell in the original Hitcher.

5/5 for that movie.

Never saw the remake.  No reason to, really.


PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: ice grillin you on January 28, 2008, 11:57:45 AM
did the nerds that made 300...transformers and cloverfield such big hits also make that movie number one

or do you guys resent movies like meet the spartans because you think it makes fun of the movies you love so much

Ha!  It's more along the lines that "Meet The Spartans" shouldn't have had any audience, because it supposedly does make fun of a lot of popular movies, but does a really zesty job of it.  So, no one leaves laughing, similarly to movies from the same guys "Epic Movie" and "Date Movie".

ice grillin you

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 28, 2008, 11:58:22 AM
Rutger Hauer is the baddest motherfarger ever.  He was scarier than hell in the original Hitcher.

5/5 for that movie.

Never saw the remake.  No reason to, really.



on point

rutger hauer was javier bardem before javier bardem
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

rjs246

Quote from: ice grillin you on January 28, 2008, 11:57:45 AM
did the nerds that made 300...transformers and cloverfield such big hits also make that movie number one

or do you guys resent movies like meet the spartans because you think it makes fun of the movies you love so much

It's a 'comedy' that caters to the lowest common denominator. Date Movie, Epic Movie, all of that shtein does nothing original it just regurgitates idiotic 7th grade humor. Gay jokes, Brittany-Spears-is-crazy jokes, it has absolutely no entertainment value whatsoever and it assumes that its audience can't generate an original thought and finds retarded grade schoolers entertaining.

You're ridiculous to try and take a jab at 'nerds' for saying this movie is awful. It's so obviously awful in its very concpet that to discuss it makes you look like a fool.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

Parodies are usually awful, however, there have been some great ones.

Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Hot Shots... all great movies.

ice grillin you

im just asking if the same nerds that made 300 so big made this movie number one

obviously the movie sucks as does 300
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

rjs246

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 28, 2008, 12:15:59 PM
Parodies are usually awful, however, there have been some great ones.

Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Hot Shots... all great movies.

No one, anywhere, ever would mistake Meet the Spartans for a movie that falls into that category.

Quote from: ice grillin you on January 28, 2008, 12:20:45 PM
im just asking if the same nerds that made 300 so big made this movie number one


I seriously doubt that it was the same crowd who went to see this movie, but who knows. Maybe people that like mindless violence and comic books also like sub-doorknob intelligence spoof humor revolving around gay jokes. I doubt it, but it's possible.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 28, 2008, 12:15:59 PM
Parodies are usually awful, however, there have been some great ones.

Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Hot Shots... all great movies.

There's a few more that I think are hilarious:

Scary Movie (the first one)
Not Another Teen Movie
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood


The thing that made those movies so funny is that they mostly stuck to a particular genre to make fun of.  

But rjs is on point though.  The humor in them is elementary at best and they don't require in depth thought to put together.  They are what they are and can sometimes be funny and entertaining.  But for them to immediately reach #1 at the box office when there are so many other choices for movies out there shows just how idiotic people are and how easily they can be entertained.  Scary Movie was the only parody I've ever gone to see (which was worth the price of admission).  The rest I've waited until they come out on video.  

Even with the parodies than Rome and I listed, I'm not sure if any of them ever reached #1 at the box office.  

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 28, 2008, 12:15:59 PM
Parodies are usually awful, however, there have been some great ones.

Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Hot Shots... all great movies.

Blazing Saddles, History of the World Part I, Spaceballs, Young Frankenstein, Robin Hood: Men in Tights...

Mel Brooks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>creators of "Meet the Spartans"

Sgt PSN

How the hell did I forget about Space Balls?  I suck. 

rjs246

Parodies can be smart. They usually aren't, but when they are they can be classics. Meet the Spartans decided to parody a mediocre movie and then throw in a bunch of worn out pop culture jokes. They couldn't even make the trailer look intriguing. Just awful.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Phanatic

Hot Shots - I will kill you till you die from it! HA!

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