Anyone seen a good movie lately?

[rjs246]

i have three kids and a wife that works full time, i saw it in the theater

did everyone die at the end when you saw it

This made me laugh.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Dirty Work - Hilarious 5/5

I own this movie.  It certainly qualifies as "movie that is so bad it's good" and a guilty pleasure.

Note to self - Remember to get ass wart cream for giant wart on my ass.

Note to self: Making love to blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.

Kathy: You guys are brothers?
Mitch: Well, it's a long story...
Sam: My dad boned his mom.
Mitch: Okay, it's a short story.

Mitch: Ha ha! You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?

Mitch: I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!
Bystander: Lord knows I have.

Dr. Farthing: I know there's really nobody to blame for this but myself, well, I don't know, maybe the Buffalo Bills, the Boston Red Sox, or Mr. T or, or the Jets...
Mitch: Wait a minute, Mr T.? Are you telling me that you bet on the fight in Rocky III, and that you bet against Rocky?
Dr. Farthing: Hindsight is twenty-twenty, my friend.

Mike Anscombe: Looks like there's gonna be a brawl. You playin' something good?
Jimmy: Hell, yeah! Rolling Stones, Street Fighting Man! G-7!
Mike Anscombe: ...you just hit... G-8.
{jukebox begins to play... "If you like pina coladas..."}

Mitch: Hey, homeless guys!  I'll tell ya what. I'll give you a dollar each if you'll go into this building here and run around yellin' and screamin'.
Homeless Guy: Uh, that's very nice, but I think what you probably need are, like, some psycho, out-of-control homeless guys?
Martin: Yeah, we're more the broken, spiritless, I've-lost-the-will-to-live type homeless guys.
Mitch: How about for two dollars?
{homeless guys immediately run into the building yelling and screaming}

It's a classic, really.

[mussa]

Yes. I was disappointed I didn't see it earlier. Nice quotes

[SunMo]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/epic_movie/

Epic Movie got a whopping 0% on Rotten Tomatoes....and still finished #1 at the box office.

people are stupid.

[ice grillin you]

Epic Movie got a whopping 0% on Rotten Tomatoes....and still finished #1 at the box office.

people are stupid.

i agree that 14-18 year old americans are at an all-time low...but im not sure rotten tomatoes.com should be the standard to which movies are held today...after all they have highly distinguished writers on there like willie waffle from wafflemovies.com...im gonna go out on a limb and say he might not be the sharpest shank on d block

[SunMo]

i don't live and die with RT by no means, but i think that the collection they have makes a 0% even more astounding, because if someone is going to like a terrible movie, chances are it's going to be Willie Waffle

[ice grillin you]

agreed

if willie waffle doesnt like it then its probably as unwatchable as it gets

[Quasimoto]

I've never seen anyone get a 0% on Rotten.  Thats an achievement.  Anybody who saw Epic Movie deserves to have someone shtein on their chest.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Ladies and gentlemen,

Taking the title of #1 movie in America from "Stomp The Yard" this week?

"Epic Movie"
Some user comments from imdb.com

My recommendation: don't see it in theaters. Don't rent it. Don't even watch it on TV when nothing else is on. Forget it was even made. Trust me, you're not missing anything.

Ha.


Wow.  I think I might bump "Idiocracy" up to a 3.5/5.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/epic_movie/

Epic Movie got a whopping 0% on Rotten Tomatoes....and still finished #1 at the box office.

people are stupid.

Intriguing.

[SunMo]

you made the simple mistake of assuming i read anything you post.

i forgive you though.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You had told me you not only read everything I posted, but thoroughly checked it for accuracy and hilarity.

I'm crushed.

[SunMo]

i don't know what the truth is anymore...my web of lies has tangled my soul

[ice grillin you]

EW came out with their top grossing movies of the year this week...

top 15

1. pirates - 423 mil.
2. cars - 244
3. x men - 234
4. da vinci code - 217
5. night at the museum - 204
6. superman returns - 200 (194 of it sun mo)
7. ice age - 195
8. happy feet - 190
9. casino royale - 164
10. over the hedge - 155
11. talledaga nites - 148
12. pursuit of happyness - 146
13. click - 137
14. mission impossible - 134
15. borat - 127


notables

17. departed - 121
28. dreamgirls - 77
59. little miss sunshine - 59
54. invinceable - 57
67. hostel - 47
71. lady in the water - 42
76. the illusionist - 39
90. snakes on a plane - 34
93. united 93 - 31
97. crank - 27
100. the descent - 26

[SunMo]

6. superman returns - 200 (194 of it sun mo)

i made me spit coffee, well done.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

"Pirates 2" is the luckiest movie of all time.  It sucked, but it made a ton of money, and it sets up all the people who saw it for a big time end to the trilogy in part 3, so that will make even more money.

farging Disney.