Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...

[PhillyGirl]

Best two lines in the movie:

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny farging Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of iceholes this side of the nuthouse.

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shtein he is. Hallelujah. Holy shtein. Where's the Tylenol?

that's why phreak posted them in his first post. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I don't read very well.  Remember, I went to Council Rock and then Penn State.  It's a miracle I have a job.   

[PhillyGirl]

I don't read very well.  Remember, I went to Council Rock and then Penn State.  It's a miracle I have a job.   

With those 2 schools, its a miracle you can even type.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

i aghhfrrweee

[PhillyPhreak54]

  @ FF

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I refuse to watch Christmas Vacation 2.  Just a disgrace that they would even make it.

[Susquehanna Birder]

my favorite part of the movie is by far Randy Quaid at dinner when the dog is belching and puking under the table.  I almost died of a stroke the first time i heard it. 

"That's just Snot yacking on a bone. There...he got it."

[Yeti]

I don't read very well.  Remember, I went to Council Rock and then Penn State.  It's a miracle I have a job.   

With those 2 schools, its a miracle you can even type.

Hey, tack it eazy on the Council Rock bashing.

[MadMarchHare]

Yeah, my uncle was the head of the math dept there!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Yeah, my uncle was the head of the math dept there!

Your uncle isn't Mr. Adler, is it?  He was my Calculus teacher senior year.

[Drunkmasterflex]

To me this isn't just the best Christmas movie ever it is one of the best comdies.  I need to go out and purchase it soon.

[PhillyGirl]

To me this isn't just the best Christmas movie ever it is one of the best comdies.  I need to go out and purchase it soon.

I just watched 35 minutes of it while on the treadmill at the gym...lol. I totally forgot about the part at the beginning for some reason. I love when Chevy Chase is going to bed and is sticking to the magazine (from the pine tar) and then after kissing his wife goodnight, gets her hair stuck in his hand and then the lamp after he turns it off....lmfao

[PhillyPhreak54]

Tis the season, bitches.

I wanted to buy this movie when I was in Best Buy today and they didn't have it. What a crock o shtein.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I watched it yesterday instead of going out to watch the Eagles game.  It was a good decision.

[SunMo]

i love it, it's the best Xmas movie out there.