Flyers Season thread

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 17, 2005, 10:46:07 AM

Quote from: geowhizzer on February 17, 2005, 10:30:58 AM
Now Carolina (as much as I love it when they train in Ft. Myers)- that is a classic contraction case. They should have never left Hartford.

Their stadium is about 10 miles from my house, and I couldn't agree more! Farg the farging Canes!

MURP · February 17, 2005, 11:32:58 AM

the first thing they should do is copy what a great league does, like the NFL.

put turf over the ice. get rid of the skates and puck. introduce a football into the game and 9 foot wide goalposts. Up the number of starters to 8 per side and no punting allowed. That will get the NHL back into the swing of things.

Wingspan · February 17, 2005, 11:52:55 AM

yeah, what murp said...and i would remove all the refs and replace them with rabid dogs with lasers on their heads.

take away the ads from the wall and replace the boards with barbed wire laid over brick. put the ice/turf on a 20 degree angle. and put trap doors where the face off circles are.

Wingspan · February 17, 2005, 11:56:43 AM

oh, and we can't forget about the interactive fan experience. replace the luxury boxes with cell blocks where they house the criminally insane. the trick is, the gates open at the 2 minute mark of each intermission. and are permanently open during overtimes.

that should get the beer lines moving quicker

MURP · February 17, 2005, 11:57:32 AM

every seat should have a beer nozzle attached to it.

rjs246 · February 17, 2005, 03:16:16 PM

Quote from: MURP on February 17, 2005, 11:57:32 AM
every seat should have a beer nozzle attached to it.

Every seat, everywhere.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 17, 2005, 03:21:55 PM

This thread r00Lz!

PhillyGirl · February 17, 2005, 08:04:20 PM

The fat lady NOT singing yet?

I know, wishful thinking...also, where in the @^$#&^ were these guys MONTHS ago?

Geowhizzer · February 17, 2005, 08:34:37 PM

At this point, screw 'em all.

Screw Bettman.
Screw Goodenow.
Screw that stupid Hick owner guy.

QB Eagles · February 17, 2005, 09:34:00 PM

Quote from: PhillyGirl on February 17, 2005, 08:04:20 PM
The fat lady NOT singing yet?

I know, wishful thinking...also, where in the @^$#&^ were these guys MONTHS ago?

At this point the season wouldn't even be worth it. I'd rather see some long-term planning for the future of the NHL instead of a quick fix. The league needs more than a Band-Aid or we'll end up with this situation again in a couple years.

MURP · February 18, 2005, 12:08:07 AM

this thread is for the gays.

MDS · February 18, 2005, 01:21:57 AM

Quote from: MURP on February 18, 2005, 12:08:07 AM
this thread is for the gays.

Well then it comes to no shock that your posting in it.

Zing.

MURP · February 18, 2005, 01:46:47 AM

Quote from: MDS on February 18, 2005, 01:21:57 AM
Quote from: MURP on February 18, 2005, 12:08:07 AM
this thread is for the gays.

Well then it comes to no shock that your posting in it.

Zing.

(I know where you live)

MDS · February 18, 2005, 06:08:11 PM

You know my city or exactly where my house is located? Cause we always need someone to clean my dogs crap off the floor.

BigEd76 · February 18, 2005, 10:55:50 PM

yay