Stern to Sirius satellite radio

[Father Demon]

That girl is hot.  Not the hottest in Philly or anywhere else for that matter.  But she is hot.  Having said that, if you look at the first picture, would it be too much to ask for someone to pick up the broken door that's just laying on it's side?  And who the hell puts a futon next to their freaking bed?  What's that all about? 

You, my little Marine friend, are a homo.  I have stared at that picture for the better part of an hour, and never noticed that there was a door in that picture.

Queer.

[Sgt PSN]

Attention to detail.  It's the little things that make Marines better then everyone else. 

[stalker]

I just fired a guy and noticed something very cool. I took his parking spot and if I leave Sirius on in my car, I can get it in my office. Man, I am glad I made that decision.

[Father Demon]

I just fired a guy and noticed something very cool. I took his parking spot and if I leave Sirius on in my car, I can get it in my office. Man, I am glad I made that decision.

That statement has Executice Potential written all over it.   

[stalker]

I just fired a guy and noticed something very cool. I took his parking spot and if I leave Sirius on in my car, I can get it in my office. Man, I am glad I made that decision.

That statement has Executice Potential written all over it.   

I didn\'t fire him for his parking spot, but afterward through serendipity found the satellite bonus. He really deserved to be fired. Nice guy. Undependable though.

[SD_Eagle5]

I just fired a guy and noticed something very cool. I took his parking spot and if I leave Sirius on in my car, I can get it in my office. Man, I am glad I made that decision.

Ever not have your radio turned on yet still get a signal in your car? That's happened to me on more than one occasion. Love that Takei's back and the Artie roast was the funniest thing I have ever heard.

[stalker]

I just fired a guy and noticed something very cool. I took his parking spot and if I leave Sirius on in my car, I can get it in my office. Man, I am glad I made that decision.

Ever not have your radio turned on yet still get a signal in your car? That\'s happened to me on more than one occasion. Love that Takei\'s back and the Artie roast was the funniest thing I have ever heard.

Takei is a riot. When he said the other day that he has had countless loads on his chest I spit coffee all over the windshield.

[Father Demon]

Sirius Satellite Radio paid shock jock Howard Stern a bonus worth nearly $83 million on Tuesday for surpassing subscriber goals set in a 2004 contract that had already turned heads with its $500 million compensation package.

Sirius registered the shares given to Stern with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission later on Tuesday, allowing him to sell some or all of the stock at his discretion.

That's some farging sick money.....

[Sgt PSN]

I can't believe people have to pay money to listen to Stern.  Actually, I can.  What surprises me is that so many people actually do it. 

[MDS]

Insane. He has so much farging money and now he needs $86 million more. Come on.

[SD_Eagle5]

Sirius had roughly 600,000 subscribers when it signed Stern in 2004 for a contract valued at $500 million over five years.

At the time, analysts had forecast the company would grow to about 3.5 million subscribers by the end of 2006. Sirius and Stern agreed to an added bonus in the event that the number of subscribers exceeded that forecast by more than 2 million.

Last week, the company reported that it ended 2006 with more than 6 million subscribers,

It was only a matter of time.

I wouldn't doubt a Sirius/XM merger sometime in the near future. The one big holdup would be the FCC, so maybe they're waiting for a Dem to take office first.

[Quasimoto]

I haven't listened to Stern since he went off terrestrial radio.  I imagine he is still putting slabs of bologna on some slut's ass only now we can hear him say funhole and Hoyda without it being censored, right?

[SD_Eagle5]

I haven't listened to Stern since he went off terrestrial radio.  I imagine he is still putting slabs of bologna on some slut's ass only now we can hear him say funhole and Hoyda without it being censored, right?

They played shock the puss this morning and had Gilbert Godfreid on who's getting married and has a kid on the way.

[BigEd76]

Someone actually had sex with him?  I wonder if he squints even harder....

[Father Demon]

I haven't listened to Stern since he went off terrestrial radio.  I imagine he is still putting slabs of bologna on some slut's ass only now we can hear him say funhole and Hoyda without it being censored, right?

The unintentional irony of this post cracks me up.