Drug Testing in the Work Place

[reese125]

Marines are smart.

and dumb at the same time

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Marines are smart.

and dumb at the same time

Based on your representative sample, I'd say they have you by a hair.

[Sgt PSN]

I've heard that eating poppy seed bagels can actually turn your drug test positive for opium.

False.

Just about every time I have a random piss test at work, at least one person pops for MJ and that person ALWAYS claims it's because they had poppy seeds recently. 

Hahaha

What's really funny about it though is that our "random" piss tests always occur after a holiday weekend like New Years, Memorial Day, 4th of July or Labor Day......mostly the holidays associated with partying.  Yet for some reason, these douchebags still choose to toke up over the 4 day weekend.   Idiots.  

[SunMo]

well, it took longer than expected, but this thread has reached acceptable levels of CF retardation

[phattymatty]

You're never too old to get wasted, matthew.

yes but at our age we have the money to buy real drugs, not hippie crack.

[Sgt PSN]

well, it took longer than expected, but this thread has reached acceptable levels of CF retardation

That's because this thread is about drugs, thus was taken seriously. 

[rjs246]

I've heard that eating poppy seed bagels can actually turn your drug test positive for opium.

False.

Just about every time I have a random piss test at work, at least one person pops for MJ and that person ALWAYS claims it's because they had poppy seeds recently. 

Hahaha

What's really funny about it though is that our "random" piss tests always occur after a holiday weekend like New Years, Memorial Day, 4th of July or Labor Day......mostly the holidays associated with partying.  Yet for some reason, these douchebags still choose to toke up over the 4 day weekend.   Idiots. 

That's not really what I was laughing about, but alright.

[Sgt PSN]

Thank you. 

[Rome]

hippie crack.

hahaha

[rjs246]

Don't laugh. This is a serious topic.

[SunMo]