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Started by hbionic, March 19, 2007, 03:26:40 PM

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PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Reidme on March 19, 2007, 04:10:05 PM
Apparently all the Lab tests and Cat scans really add up.

What a delightful pun!

Reidme

Quote from: FastFreddie on March 19, 2007, 04:11:26 PM
What a delightful pun!

Of course, we're trying to get the poor guy to forget about his dog being dead.
The NFL old standard.

Father Demon

Sorry, h..  as i said in the dog food thread, I lost mine about a month ago.  We got her 4 months after we were married.  I told my wife now that the dog has died, it's time for her to split.  She's not buying it though.  Even when I used the "It's natures's way of telling us" arguement.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: Father Demon on March 19, 2007, 04:17:26 PM
Sorry, h..  as i said in the dog food thread, I lost mine about a month ago.  We got her 4 months after we were married.  I told my wife now that the dog has died, it's time for her to split.  She's not buying it though.  Even when I used the "It's natures's way of telling us" arguement.

Just keep spreading peanut butter on your sack and tell the wife now that Fido is gone, it's her job to lick it off.  She'll either comply or leave.  Either way, you win. 

PoopyfaceMcGee


hbionic

Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 19, 2007, 04:20:11 PM
Just keep spreading peanut butter on your sack and tell the wife now that Fido is gone, it's her job to lick it off. 

It's peanut butter on your OWN sack. I always wondered why the dog layed on his back everytime I was in the kitchen.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Yeti

Damn.  Still can't believe Sarge's moms Hoyda has AIDs.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic