Around The NFL -- Week 4

Started by PhillyPhreak54, October 01, 2006, 12:58:30 PM

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Diomedes

pft has a good post about the Haynesworth attack, including a link to the Nashville PD "report a crime" site.  I submitted to it, making up lawyerly speak for fun. 

QuoteOn Sunday, Oct. 1st 2006 I witnessed, via live television broadcast, Albert Haynesworth, Defensive Tackle for Tennessee Titans, standing upright, intentionally and maliciously stomp/kick the unprotected head of Andre Gurode, Offensive Guard for the Dallas Cowboys, lying prone,  with his spike/cleated shoes, opening a severe gash in the victim's head.  Blood was clearly visible in the broadcast, running down Gurodes face and dripping off his nose into the turf.

There are plenty of people I would love to do this to myself, but if I were to actually carry out this type of behaviour in your town (or any other), the police would arrest and charge me with assualt, and rightfully so.

Please consider bringing criminal charges against Mr. Haynesworth for this outrageous attack.

Thank you,
Dio
Bronx, NY 10469

I signed my real name, and clicked that I would testify.  Ha.
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phattymatty

Quote from: Bunkley78 on October 02, 2006, 02:36:54 AM
1. In the Miami/Houston game, Miami went for an onsides kick and #57 on Miami falls on it only to have the ball Michael Lewis on him and get fumbled by a Houston player then fall out of bounds. Well that #57 happened to be ex-Eagle Keith Adams. Good job Bullet.


Reding that really hurt.

phattymatty

Oh, and that last play of the IND-Jets game was awesome.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: phattymatty on October 02, 2006, 11:34:52 AM
Reding that really hurt.

I'd think you could spell "Reading".

Quote from: phattymatty on October 02, 2006, 11:36:00 AM
Oh, and that last play of the IND-Jets game was awesome.

Yes.  Its beauty was only exceeded by its uselessness.

phattymatty

Please ban me, I have nothing to contribute..

The BIGSTUD

Quote from: BigEd76 on October 02, 2006, 10:53:00 AM
Quote from: Bunkley78 on October 02, 2006, 02:36:54 AMThe Colts had to scratch and claw for every win this season except Houston. Their undefeated status won't last long. They clearly aren't as good as last season. On either side of the ball. Not that they'd contend for a Superbowl anyway. We all know the deal come the playoffs.

They're missing 1/3 of their starting defense, haven't had a healthy Vinatieri yet, and Addai is not Edgerrin.

Yeah, pretty much. They definitely are missing some key guys.
Calling it right on the $ since day one.
Just pointing laughing, and living it up while watching the Miami Heat stink it up.