Scores in Philly

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Geowhizzer

#15
April 05, 2006, 09:02:15 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 05, 2006, 08:59:29 PM
I'm 31 and I still haven't been to a strip club.  I doubt I'm missing much.  Someday, maybe.  Meh.

You mean I'm not the only one?

hbionic

#16
April 05, 2006, 09:02:59 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on April 05, 2006, 09:02:15 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 05, 2006, 08:59:29 PM
I'm 31 and I still haven't been to a strip club.  I doubt I'm missing much.  Someday, maybe.  Meh.

You mean I'm not the only one?

No, female strip clubs.
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Geowhizzer

#17
April 05, 2006, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: hbionic on April 05, 2006, 09:02:59 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on April 05, 2006, 09:02:15 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 05, 2006, 08:59:29 PM
I'm 31 and I still haven't been to a strip club.  I doubt I'm missing much.  Someday, maybe.  Meh.

You mean I'm not the only one?

No, female strip clubs.

We're not talking about your lifestyle here, Chuggie.

Diomedes

#18
April 05, 2006, 09:09:07 PM
No, you're not the only one.  They seem a collosal waste of money to me.  And if you can't farg the chicks like the sluts they are, why bother?  I just teach whatever girl I'm with to act like a dirty whore in bed, and problem solved.

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PoopyfaceMcGee

#19
April 05, 2006, 09:52:10 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 05, 2006, 09:09:07 PM
No, you're not the only one.  They seem a collosal waste of money to me.  And if you can't farg the chicks like the sluts they are, why bother?  I just teach whatever girl I'm with to act like a dirty whore in bed, and problem solved.

There is sex in the champagne room if you want to overpay for a cheap hooker.

Wingspan

#20
April 05, 2006, 10:38:54 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on April 05, 2006, 09:02:15 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 05, 2006, 08:59:29 PM
I'm 31 and I still haven't been to a strip club.  I doubt I'm missing much.  Someday, maybe.  Meh.

You mean I'm not the only one?

i havent been to one in about 9 years.
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Drunkmasterflex

#21
April 05, 2006, 10:48:20 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 05, 2006, 09:09:07 PM
No, you're not the only one.  They seem a collosal waste of money to me.  And if you can't farg the chicks like the sluts they are, why bother?  I just teach whatever girl I'm with to act like a dirty whore in bed, and problem solved.



They are a huge waste of money but it can be fun, I am 26 and I would say that I have gone out to a strip club about 6 times usually ended by having a pretty good time.  As far as fargin them it depends on what kind of strip club you go to, there are some in Baltimore that anything goes for a price.
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#22
April 05, 2006, 10:59:07 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 05, 2006, 08:59:29 PM
I'm 31 and I still haven't been to a strip club. I doubt I'm missing much. Someday, maybe. Meh.

You are, but you aren't missing anything.  On the occasions that I do go to a strip club, it's always with a group of people and we're usually celebrating something and the entire objective is just to get drunk and look at big, (usually) fake boobies.  Good times. 

BigEd76

#23
April 05, 2006, 11:42:51 PM
If you haven't been to one, here's a spoiler:

:paranoid They're gay and aren't attracted to their audience.  :paranoid

I know it's a shocker, but...
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