I like Kelly Clarkson

Started by hbionic, January 30, 2006, 08:23:45 PM

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LBIggle

#15
January 30, 2006, 09:56:58 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 30, 2006, 09:51:27 PM
Rome, that is the least attractive picture I've ever seen. She looks like your trailer park living, three-time divorcee step mom who is trying to act sexy for the mailman so he can take her 'away from this dump.' Gross.

and you'd still poke her.

and 20 seconds later, i'd take her next.

rjs246

#16
January 30, 2006, 09:58:54 PM
Of course I would. Famous chicks almost always get a pass since there's the off chance they could make me rich and/or famous.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Zanshin

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January 30, 2006, 10:00:41 PM
Quote from: L-ong-B-each-I-ggle on January 30, 2006, 09:56:58 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 30, 2006, 09:51:27 PM
Rome, that is the least attractive picture I've ever seen. She looks like your trailer park living, three-time divorcee step mom who is trying to act sexy for the mailman so he can take her 'away from this dump.' Gross.

and you'd still poke her.

and 20 seconds later, i'd take her next.

Yeah, somehow I'm thinking that shouldn't be the measuring stick for "hot."

Rome

#18
January 30, 2006, 10:01:55 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 30, 2006, 09:58:54 PM
Of course I would. Famous chicks almost always get a pass since there's the off chance they could make me rich and/or famous.

And then you'd wax poetic to us about her tangy balloon knot for weeks on end...

rjs246

#19
January 30, 2006, 10:02:37 PM
Spicy, dude. Spicy balloon knot. And there's little chance I would bark at it, unless the only alternative was looking at her face.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

#20
January 30, 2006, 10:04:11 PM
Considering her diet, I'm thinking tangy might be a better adjective to describe it.

But we'll use spicy if it make you feel better.

rjs246

#21
January 30, 2006, 10:04:42 PM
I'm not sure anything would make me feel better after this conversation.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

#22
January 30, 2006, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 30, 2006, 10:04:42 PM
I'm not sure anything would make me feel better after this conversation.

Hairless babies, dude.  Hairless babies. 

rjs246

#23
January 30, 2006, 10:10:54 PM
Touchee.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Wingspan

#24
January 30, 2006, 10:11:26 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 30, 2006, 08:30:39 PM
That movie was overrated.  I would have enjoyed it more with lower expectations.

You know how I know that you're gay? You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when balls are in my face".
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Rome

#25
January 30, 2006, 10:15:56 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 30, 2006, 10:04:42 PM
I'm not sure anything would make me feel better after this conversation.

I'll take that bet...

The BIGSTUD

#26
January 30, 2006, 10:16:34 PM
Any average girl on the street can look like with with money and celebrity makeup artists working on you 24/7.

5/10
Calling it right on the $ since day one.
Just pointing laughing, and living it up while watching the Miami Heat stink it up.

Sgt PSN

#27
January 30, 2006, 10:17:32 PM
So how many of you guys have tried looking at your monitor on an angle to try and get a better peek inside dem panties?   :paranoid

Rome

#28
January 30, 2006, 10:22:31 PM
Quote from: Philly Forever on January 30, 2006, 10:16:34 PM
Any average girl on the street can look like with with money and celebrity makeup artists working on you 24/7.

5/10

I agree.  Any average girl can look like Kelly Clarkson with money & celebrity make-up artists working 24/7.

Astute observation.  Well said.
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