This weeks jokes

[pinoyboy2pt0]

You want Michael Jackson jokes?  or have we already been down that road before?

[shorebird]

There is no road untraveled by this bunch. You might add a dirty rest stop or two, but thats it.

[Feva]

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?





Putting her back in her wheelchair.

[stillupfront]

Did you just say 'negro'?

Yes, that means "black" en espanol.

[pinoyboy2pt0]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson had sex with little boys.

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What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on top of crackers.

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What do Michael Jackson and J.C. Penney's have in common?

They both have boys' pants half off.

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What did the Sunbathing Mother say to Michael Jackson on the Beach?

Hey, get out of my Son!

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How do they separate the men from the boys at the Neverland Ranch?

With crowbars.

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Q. Why was Michael so afraid of going to jail?

A. He couldn't stand to leave any of his guests behind.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland?

When the big hand is on the little one.

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What does MJ and tuna have in common?

They both come in little cans.

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What does Michael Jackson have in common with McDonalds?

They both put 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

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How do you know when Michael Jackson has a hot date?

There is a tricycle in his driveway.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Acne won't come on a boy's face until he's thirteen.

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- old jokes...I know.

[stillupfront]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson had sex with little boys.

HAHAHAHAHAHA I love that joke.