Opposing teams fans at work

MURP · October 11, 2005, 09:38:33 AM

So the Giants fans bringing the heat at work now more than the usual. I need some new material for revenge. Changing their computer wallpaper to Eli getting hammered by McDougle is old. What do you guys do at work to combat the enemy?

rjs246 · October 11, 2005, 09:40:19 AM

Since I live in New England, I do nothing but secretly plot to murder their families. Wait, did I say 'secretly?' I meant 'loudly.'

Zanshin · October 11, 2005, 09:44:32 AM

I work next to Giants Stadium, literally. I have to see it every day out the window, and drive by it twice a day. Sucks.

As far as the fans go, I mostly ignore them or talk about football rationally. They hate that.

MDS · October 11, 2005, 10:13:07 AM

just remind them that your from philly, and if you get pissed off, youll just throw some batteries at them

JTrotter Fan · October 11, 2005, 10:32:21 AM

Tell them you will eat their children. Get that crazy Mike Tyson look in your eyes.

Mad-Lad · October 11, 2005, 11:43:29 AM

Quote from: MURP on October 11, 2005, 09:38:33 AM
So the Giants fans bringing the heat at work now more than the usual. I need some new material for revenge. Changing their computer wallpaper to Eli getting hammered by McDougle is old. What do you guys do at work to combat the enemy?

take a screen cap of their desktop with Eli drinking beer with his wench, then set it as their background image. Move/hide all of their desktop icons/shortcuts so they'll think they are there but are un-clickable. They'll sit there clicking the background images of their folders wondering what the hell happened to their computer. You can also change any auto responders on IM to say something like "taking a break. making out with shockey" or something like that.

MURP · October 11, 2005, 11:45:07 AM

Quote from: Mad-Lad on October 11, 2005, 11:43:29 AM

take a screen cap of their desktop with Eli drinking beer with his wench, then set it as their background image. Move/hide all of their desktop icons/shortcuts so they'll think they are there but are un-clickable. They'll sit there clicking the background images of their folders wondering what the hell happened to their computer.

mussa · October 11, 2005, 01:58:49 PM

set that picture of DIE-HARD punching that giants fan on their desktop...best pic ever

stillupfront · October 11, 2005, 03:46:24 PM

Quote from: Mad-Lad on October 11, 2005, 11:43:29 AM
Quote from: MURP on October 11, 2005, 09:38:33 AM
So the Giants fans bringing the heat at work now more than the usual. I need some new material for revenge. Changing their computer wallpaper to Eli getting hammered by McDougle is old. What do you guys do at work to combat the enemy?

take a screen cap of their desktop with Eli drinking beer with his wench, then set it as their background image. Move/hide all of their desktop icons/shortcuts so they'll think they are there but are un-clickable. They'll sit there clicking the background images of their folders wondering what the hell happened to their computer. You can also change any auto responders on IM to say something like "taking a break. making out with shockey" or something like that.

I especially like to change their auto spell correct in word. You can change a word like wood to penis. ie: I need to buy some wood. B ecomes: I need to buy some penis.

Sgt PSN · October 11, 2005, 08:48:55 PM

Quote from: MURP on October 11, 2005, 09:38:33 AM
So the Giants fans bringing the heat at work now more than the usual. I need some new material for revenge. Changing their computer wallpaper to Eli getting hammered by McDougle is old. What do you guys do at work to combat the enemy?

Well there's this list of pranks you could pull or if you want something a little more relevant I recommend that you wrap your foe's entire desk, computer and chair in Eagles wrapping paper. Wrap everything that isn't bolted to the ground. Monitor, chair, desk, keyboard, mouse, cpu, desk calendar.....everything. Wrap it all in Eagles wrapping paper and put a cute little bow on top of it.

Purple_Hayz · October 11, 2005, 08:59:32 PM

Here in taterskins territory I usually just start up talk of a betting pool for when the latest 'Skins season goes down in flames. This acutally works exceedingly well for many things taterskins. There's the Turner/Robiskie/Schottenheimer/Spurrier shteincan pool and the Johnson/George/Wuerffel/Matthews/Ramsey/Brunell shteincan pool and let's not forget the Ultimate: when will Daniel Snyder get his head out of his ass and learn that his team is not in a fantasy football league, it actually has to contend with a salary cap and he needs to find a GM and a HC that he's happy with and let them do their jobs pool but so far no one's brave enough to take that action.

hbionic · October 12, 2005, 03:22:32 AM

Quickly become a french princess and turn them into the King of England and go enpregnate yourself with a scott(name or from the country, whatever)...and hopefully you would have turned them into very old, dying King of England so as he's dying, just whisper in his ear, "I'm having scott's baby". They won't know what the farg you're talking about, but we will and it will be funny. Good times!