Week 5 Haiku

[MURP]

post em when you got em.

[rjs246]

Cramming penises
In each others' pooping holes
Is fun for Cowboys

[JTrotter Fan]

Roy Williams will whiff
When TO runs for six then
Parcells will beat him

Big Red hates to run
McNabb has got a big gun
Herniaz aint shtein

[Wingspan]

no run no run pass
pass pass pass no run no run
pass pass pass pass pass

[sallad selgae]

TO loves him stars
Big and Small he owns them all
TO celebrates

[MDS]

farg dallas they suck
yes, dallas sucks dallas sucks
parcells is stupid

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Drew is statuesque
Roy Williams can't cover shtein
Birds win by 20

Newman in Pro Bowl?
Pigs will fly if that happens
Hell will be cold, too

Number 2 wideouts
Against our secondary
Equals dead Bledsoe

Is there any doubt
Trotter will have a huge game?
Woodchoppa kills Jones

Jerrah loves football
According to Verizon
He'll love it less soon

Terrell has something
For overrated Roy-Will
What, you ask?  OWNAGE.

The farging Cowboys
Farging suck my farging sack
By the way, they suck

[BigEd76]

Cocaine, alcohol,
Rape, marijuana, arrests.
"HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!"

[Rome]

Dallas Sucks iceholes
Dallas Sucks iceholes A Lot
Dallas Sucks iceholes

Hillbilly Wife Beaters
Molest Sheep and Small Children
God, I hope They Die.

Dallas Texas Is
Where Jack Kennedy Was Shot
Kill The Cowboys Please

[phattymatty]

Need a good blow job?
Drew Bledsoe gives them the best.
He cups your balls too.

[Geowhizzer]

Tuna's heart will fail
At the sight of Jevon Kearse
Sacking Drew Bledsoe


Dreams of glories past
All Dallas fans now cling to
As Eagles win again


Eagles will trounce Cowgirls
Many Dallas fans try to
Hide identities


Aikman's retired
So is Emmit and Irvin
Eagles rule again


Dallas is awful
They are almost as bad as
Geo's bad haikus

[Feva]

Eagles at Cowgirls
It's that time for another
Thirty-point blowout.

We're always thankful
For games against the Cowgirls
It's like a bye week

[rjs246]

Jessica Alba
Has an ass that Cowboys fans
Can't appreciate