week 3 haiku

Geowhizzer · September 22, 2005, 07:48:32 PM

Quote from: QB Eagles on September 22, 2005, 07:24:11 PM
Sapp is ugly, he
Stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks,
And his soul stinks too.

Susquehanna Birder · September 22, 2005, 08:03:20 PM

Kerry Collins? Bwah!
Moss? Well, we've seen him before
No problem...again

Oh and three, they'll cry
After this game is over
The Raiders still suck

WillRarelyPost · September 22, 2005, 09:26:50 PM

This is my first try
Harder than I would have thought
Eagles will win big.....

MURP · September 22, 2005, 10:02:56 PM

One Hundred Million
crying pansy ass Raider tears
ha, your team sucks wang

Phanatic · September 23, 2005, 01:31:48 AM

Eagles Dominate
While Raiders suck donkey dick
Collins quits freaks blitz

Heard Raider Nation?
Week ass simple hermaphro's
aged 16 or less

Feva · September 23, 2005, 05:49:08 AM

This game's a mismatch
Eagles will stick their foot up
The Raiders black hole

Geowhizzer · September 23, 2005, 06:16:54 AM

McNabb throws Touchdowns
To Owens, Westbrook and Smith
Lewis gets one, too

Raiders to the Linc
They may just soil their panties
Just seeing the fans

I will quite enjoy
Watching our Eagles win big
Will Oakland show up?

Eagles win Sunday
Will old Al Davis survive
The annihilation?

Susquehanna Birder · September 23, 2005, 07:34:50 AM

Some geniuses here
Need to take a minute and
Learn what haiku is

Rome · September 23, 2005, 08:16:36 AM

Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on September 23, 2005, 07:34:50 AM
Some geniuses here
Need to take a minute and
Learn what haiku is

Zanshin · September 23, 2005, 08:44:23 AM

Warren Sapp comes back
Only sack he gets is from
A Camden crack whore.

Zanshin · September 23, 2005, 08:48:20 AM

The booze to pot show
Sent to rehab by Dawkins
Moss will quit early.

sallad selgae · September 23, 2005, 12:42:36 PM

Jim Plunkett is Not
Playing Anymore You She Men
Welcome to Today

JTrotter Fan · September 23, 2005, 03:15:37 PM

Straight Cash Homie is
What Randy Moss Stated But
He Is Really Gay