Woody

[Yeti]

There is a guy at the plant they call Woody.  I thought it was because he is skinny and wears a Cowboy hat like the character in Toy Story.  The other day we were talking about nicknames at the plant I said "...and Woody does look like the guy from toy story"  My buddy starts laughing and he says "They don't call him that because of Toy Story, they call him that because he got 'excited' in the showers one time"

Holy shtein.

Because of the material we work with it is manditory that the production guys take a shower after their shift.  There are big shower rooms in the locker room.  The shifts have 65 to 90 guys working so you got all those guys showering at once.  (No Hbionic, I can't get you a job here.)  When I worked out there and was in the shower Julianne Moore could come in naked and I wouldn't get excited.  The guy is married but maybe.....I don't know.
Did this ever happen to anybody else?   

[PhillyPhanInDC]

When I was in boot camp they would run 60-70 guys through a shower, and I never had to deal with something like that. But then again, it was boot camp, and of that shtein was the last thing anyone thought of, just too busy. either that or the threat of an ungodly ass beating.

I'd watch your cornhole bud.

[Susquehanna Birder]

I always wondered why some guys, in a health club locker room setting, find it necessary to walk around totally naked. For God's sake, at least put on a towel! I never looked, but I guess I'd get pretty disgusted if the guy was sporting a stiffy.

[Diomedes]

Never had that happen, never seen it happen, never heard of it happening until I read this thread.  But what the hell?  shtein happens.

[henchmanUK]

(No Hbionic, I can't get you a job here.)...Did this ever happen to anybody else?

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