MURP guide to easily winning the Stanley Cup

[MURP]

over the next few years, i will be revealing my strategy to easily winning the Stanley cup.  Nevermind the fact that i have no real idea of the rules or how what constitues good strategy in todays game.  What i do know is, is that no NHL Coach or GM today has enough brains to make these strides in hockey strategy.  As you will see,  these new-fangled tactics are comparable to the invention of the forward pass in football.  Better yet they are equivalent to Master P's development of platinum teeth.

Today we will view the first step in winning 82 consecutive regular season games.  The Unbeatable Goalie.   Show in the picture below is my teams unbeatable goalie.   When Wayne Gretzky  first saw "Unbeatable Goalie" he asked: "Where is the goal?"  I responded, "exactly Wayne, where the farg is the goal?"   Not only are there no avaiable openings (unlike Hoydas mom) for the puck to slide through, Unbeatable Goalie also displays the ultimate in distractive flagry pads and manboobs that make Gilbert Brown jealous.



the next issue will feature my invention of using only 2 lines shifts.

[PhillyPhreak54]

 

Big Daddy Graham talks about this a lot on WIP. He wonders why NHL teams don't suit up sumo wrestlers and park their asses in the net.

If Bill Veeck was still alive today and ran an NHL franchise instead of MLB, I guarantee he'd pull a stunt like that.

[Fan_Since_64]

If Bill Veeck was still alive today and ran an NHL franchise instead of MLB, I guarantee he'd pull a stunt like that.

LOL! Yes, he would!  

[RomeyRome]

How about Hockey continues to spiral down in terms of financially, just completely shuts down the whole league, NEVER come back and for that I'd buy every team in the league a Stanley cup.  SHoot I'd bet I could get literally MILLIONS of Americans that would pitch in to throw them a great going away forever party.  That way everyone gets a Stanley Cup, all the fans are happy, and the world is a better place for never having to witness hockey again, and we can all go back to experiencing real sports.

[Diomedes]

Reading the Who's Online page can be like mining ; it reveals gems.  Case in point.

MURP, it's time to hear step two.

Also, when was the last time you had so much to say?  Were you drunk when you posted this?

[Sgt PSN]

I've never seen this thread before. 

And speaking of gems......

I was looking at the Who's Online section the other day and saw someone reading a thread about the Eagles/Bucs home opener a couple years ago. 

You wannna talk about some funny shtein.  I'm not going to name names, but there were a lot of people mentioning how great Simms and Wayne looked at linebacker.   

[BigEd76]

Step 2:  get lots of points

[MDS]

I've never seen this thread before. 

And speaking of gems......

I was looking at the Who's Online section the other day and saw someone reading a thread about the Eagles/Bucs home opener a couple years ago. 

You wannna talk about some funny shtein.  I'm not going to name names, but there were a lot of people mentioning how great Simms and Wayne looked at linebacker.   

let me guess.....you.

[Sgt PSN]

Not directly, but in a way, yeah I said it.   I said the linebackers looked good.  There were others who specifically named Simms and Wayne though. 

[henchmanUK]

If Bill Veeck was still alive today and ran an NHL franchise instead of MLB, I guarantee he'd pull a stunt like that.

LOL! Yes, he would!  

[MURP]

the original post contained the pic of the unbeatable goalie.  Im not sure if that exists anymore.  I'll have to take a look. 

[Sgt PSN]

Was it these guys?