Week 17 NFL - Everyone sucks

[BigEd76]

Denver loses and clinches the West because Oakland lost
Cincinnati loses and clinches the last wild card
Houston lost their 3rd in a row and gets the Bengals next week
12-4 Pittsburgh @ 8-8 Denver next week
Lions @ Saints
Falcons @ whoever wins tonight

Draft order:

1 = Indianapolis
2 = St. Louis
3 = Minnesota
4 = Cleveland
5 = Tampa Bay
6 = Washington
7 = Jacksonville
8 = Carolina/Miami coin flip
9 = Carolina/Miami coin flip
10 = Buffalo
11 = Kansas City/Seattle coin flip
12 = Kansas City/Seattle coin flip
13 = Arizona
14 = Dallas
15 = EAGLES
16 = N.Y. Jets
17 = Cincinnati (from OAK)
18 = San Diego
19 = Chicago
20 = Tennessee

[Diomedes]

12-4 Pittsburgh @ 8-8 Denver next week

Baltimore laughing laughing laughing. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

And Pittsburgh will likely be without Mendenhall who was injured today & Ryan Clark has a health problem that affects him at altitude and he did not travel with them the last time they played in Denver. The previous time they played there he got really sick.

Houston is a MASH unit - Yates went down today so they may have to rely on Delhomme or Garcia. They better hope Foster runs for 175 or more.

[QB Eagles]

And Pittsburgh will likely be without Mendenhall who was injured today

Schefter reporting that the team thinks it's a torn ACL. Jesus once again interceding for Tim Tebow.

[Munson]

Calvin Johnson=Pretty good

[BigEd76]

4:30 NBC = Bengals @ Texans
8:00 NBC = Lions @ Saints

1:00 FOX = Falcons @ Giants
4:30 CBS = Steelers @ Broncos

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4:30 FOX = ___ @ 49ers
8:00 CBS = ___ @ Patriots

1:00 CBS = ___ @ Ravens
4:30 FOX = ___ @ Packers

[MDS]

im going to explain the story behind the schedule, really just to show up easy

fox got screwed with a few games this season, most notably with this giants/cowboys week 17er. so they were getting two things: their pick for the 430 divisional game and the giants/cowboys winner in wild card round (which if everything holds, should be nyg @ gb in the divisional game which will be massive ratings)

so thats step one.

next up: since fox is taking the 430 divisonal, cbs gets the 430 wild card. and they arent going into the 430 wild card with bengals/texans. and the nfl isnt wrapping up wild card weekend with that. so even though nbc would want tebow/steelers, they cant have it.

nbc got some gifts from the nfl this year, they are stealing a divisional playoff game away from cbs/fox in the future. so they didnt have much to say other than alright fine well take saints/lions.

also notice how the nfl expects the texans to win (which would send them to bodymore in the buried 100 sunday game) and the steelers to win (in primetime against new england). same in the nfc.

[BigEd76]

I don't think a Saints home game on Sunday would've worked anyway because of the BCS championship on Monday night, but that story sounds good

From today's game, check out Kuper's left foot. McGahee and Jesus got freaked out by it



video

[Munson]

The injury is gross but I can't stop loling at all the reactions.

#23 in the background reminds me of this cat gif for some reason..

[MDS]

I don't think a Saints home game on Sunday would've worked anyway because of the BCS championship on Monday night, but that story sounds good

then they get the early game saturday and tebow goes at night. on top of nbc having the superbowl which will inflate their year end ratings so much so that a few points difference on saturday wont really matter.

enough with your passive aggressive bullshtein easy.

[Diomedes]

the reactions are great, all of them.  best animated .gif ever?

[Munson]

#91 for the Chiefs aint scared of no twisted foot

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That's Tamba Hali, bitch.