Craigslist/Ebay Funnies...

[Rome]

So I'm looking for another bike since I had to sell my last one.  I've been looking on Craigslist and found a few decent leads but mostly I've found a bunch of overpriced crap.  Occasionally I'll see an ad like the following that makes it all worthwhile:

Bike 2000 triumph 955 cc Sprint Rs, yellow, 7025 milas, this bike this super kept, so I am selling to carry out my dream that and buy a Hayabusa suzuki 1300, this bike for anyone who wants a bike to stay with her, and a exelente conservacao state, and I have this bike 4 years, and I am documents at hand, bike and also very rapidly and this all original

Awesome.

[Munson]

Whoever posted that would fit like a glove here at CF

[Diomedes]

who wouldn't want a Hayabusa...what a great motorcycle

[mussa]

http://www.engrish.com/

[Munson]

love seat - $15

This thing is a piece of shtein. But if you need something cheap just give me $10-15 buy a couch cover and get it out of my apartment. I'm moving tomorrow and will probably just give it to you free if you actually show up.