Job hunting out of state. Need advice

[Sgt PSN]

TE, the first thing you should do is decide on a new screen name.  I don't see what good having a new job in Ohio or New York is going to do you if you're still sporting the Texas moniker.  Priorities, son.  Priorities. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

TE, the first thing you should do is decide on a new screen name.  I don't see what good having a new job in Ohio or New York is going to do you if you're still sporting the Texas moniker.  Priorities, son.  Priorities. 

Good point.  May I suggest one of the following adapted hobo names?

Lolly Hoot Holler
Celestial Stubbs
Huckle Smothered
Cincinnati O'Gurk
Bix Shmix
Gravybelly Dunstan
Thermos H. Christ
Mastiff Mama
Sully Straightjacket
Gluttonous-Slim
Penthief Hickock
Poo-Knickers Elias
Fatneck Runt

Let me know if you need more.  I have 700 of 'em.

[Sgt PSN]

Those sound like stage names used by actors in some sort of special ed pr0no film. 

[TexasEagle]

Celestial Stubbs? WTF?

Once I actually get somewhere else, then... well I'll probably leave the name the same since I hate farging with stupid shtein like that, but I'll consider it for a couple of seconds before I move on to something more important... like why they still make Spam.

[dis12]

I hear Dio's old job is available.